Alarm Clock

I did find myself fearing for the bird's life. Then I remembered I hate all things and carried on. (no, I don't hate Chris Evans, so that was a lie)

I'm gonna try this on my boyfriend just linger above the bed in my underwear ducking and going 'cuck coooo' over and over until he wakes up.

My New Favorite Commercial. Ever.

My God he was good. I don't even smoke but I was forced to have one after.

Speaking of Hairless Cats

as I was a few posts ago.

I'd do that too, but I doubt it'd end up being appropriate for work. If I was lucky.

Cat of DOOM

He can cut you, I can feel it.

Tee-Hee. Kitty Plays Duck Hunt

I knew I sucked at this as a child (and the ghetto target version included on Wii Play now), but I wasn't aware that I was going to be outdone by a cat. Granted, they do have killer instincts not found in us Homosexual Indoorsus.

Blog World: Boy + Cats

That's pretty much it. Leave me alone.

Click here to see all the feliney boyey (that's now a word) goodness.

Just To Cheer You Up

I look just like this on Wednesdays at 3pm. No joke. Ok, joke.

Blog World: Cats That Look Like Hitler

From the looks of the amount of posts, it seems that Cats That Look Like Hitler has been around a while. I just heard about it recently so it's new. Stop arguing you ignorant whore. Check out all the Kitlers here. I'd grow a Hitler 'stache if I could grow facial hair.
Thanks to Cisco for the tip.

Creepy Couch Cat

I love alliteration. I find it to be a fascinating fountain of fabulous fantastic fun. This crazy cat chooses to climb inside the couch. I'm going to go shoot myself now.