How My Family Played

No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't like that.

We were too poor to afford a leaf blower.

My New Favorite Commercial. Ever.

My God he was good. I don't even smoke but I was forced to have one after.

Creepiness, Now in 3D

Chinese artist Xia Xiaowan and Canadian David Spriggs have created this series of rather disturbing (even for a Lady Gaga generation) pieces of art on a series of clear glass planes. You can walk around them, be creeped out from the left, front and right!


Check out more of the photos of my mother odd art here.

Oh. I See.

(Click to embigen).

No more reading anything on streets for me. not even traffic signs.

Thanks to Ms. Cassandra.

This Can Be Yours

for only a cool $500. Yes, dead squirrels no longer need to go to waste in your subdivision. Create your own delightfully morbid interesting taxidermy art just like Custom Creature Taxidermy Arts does. They're guaranteed to bother your innards. See, look I just helped sell your products. Check out their website here.

Well *Somebody* Doesn't Like Wii Sports

Here's a delightfully subtle/fucked up video produced by an...individual. It's intriguing and made me keep checking over my shoulder for skinny asian guys in underwear. ::shudder::

What In The Dog Poop Hell? Kackel Dackel

Oh, how I long for the simpler days, when games didn't consist of rainbow colored dog feces. Is it too much to ask for?

Republican

That is all.

Blog World: Sketchy Bunnies

It's like Sketchy Santas but sketchier, because these bunny demons didn't take attention from Christ's birth, they take it away from his death, which I hear is a big deal. Kill the Zombie Jesus distractors! Eviscerate the Proletariat!

Check out the full source of creepiness here.

Children's Books = Scary As Hell

The Huffington Post has posted a series of the most disturbing Children's Book covers this side of ...something clever. Hit the jump for more insight into the warped minds of authors writing for younger audiences here.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip (sorry it took so long!)

Blog World: Sketchy Santas

I'm just as confused as you are as to why this child isn't recoiling in a terror that would chill a grown man. In fact she seems quite happy. I believe, after thorough research of course, that she is a lizard alien and she is in need of the Earth's water supply.

However, that important fact is not the point of this post. What is the point, is that there is an entire website full of scary-ass Santas from around the world. Go rejoice in this, the creepiest of seasons. Click here, no here.

Creepy Couch Cat

I love alliteration. I find it to be a fascinating fountain of fabulous fantastic fun. This crazy cat chooses to climb inside the couch. I'm going to go shoot myself now.