Oh Yes. They Did.

I want to meet the people behind this and touch their balls of steel. I do indeed.

Best Movie Tagline Ever.

Yeah, that sums it up. Because hills really had a bad rap before The Sound of Music, and actually since then too. They developed eyes...and zombies and shit.

Check out AdWeek's full list of the top 66 (because, that's the best top ___ number ever) here.

Could. Not. Look. Away.

This has made my evening. And wow there really are a lot of wankers on ChatRoulette.

I Would Have Shit A Brick...

ADT has been running an awesome sauce ad campaign down in Chile (why don't we get cool things here?) that involves them slipping a box that when not held flat resumes its full cubic shape.

When the apartment dweller returns home they're greeted by a creepy little box that says "Breaking into your apartment is easier than you think".

Brilliant.

::gives who ever did this a jealous look and a vague notion of concern for their souls::

New Blog: Why The F*ck Do You Have A Kid?

Ah, I love it when people come up with good specific, albeit random things to blog about. Today's submission? "Why the fuck do you have a kid?" of course. Showing that America is the place to be if you're 12, have extra $20s laying around and have nothing better to do than accidentally procreate. That's what the founding fathers were all about. Look how happy Franklin is there on that baby.

Check it out here