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Well This Makes Jurassic Park Even Worse

Not only was it fully of schlocky Spielberg directing. It was historically inaccurate. In yet more news that ruins all our childhood notions of dinosaurs (since Triceratops apparently didn't technically exist), they are now rather convinced that the T Rex looked like big bird.

Except bigger.

Feel free to want to cry. It's normal. It's also normal to remember I could technically say they were actually zig zag patterned with little plastic crowns on top and possibly be correct.

Mega Score: Scientists Make Woolly Mammoth Blood

It appears that awesome factories of awesomeness  scientists have created synthetic woolly mammoth blood. The scientists extracted DNA from 43,000 year old bones and then added it to E coil bacteria which replicated the substance and created blood that they say would be the exact same as a real live mammoth. They also imply that the science can be used for any extinct species as long as DNA is present.

In other words, Jurassic Park will be the destination of my 90th birthday. Except the cheese will kill me before then, it's outside giving me shifty eyes as we speak.

Check out the full story here.

Experts In...Stuff Visit Old Volcano, Find Things

A group of scientist, cavers and filmmakers went into the remains of an ancient volcano in Papua New Guinea to find various rare species. Click here to see some pictures from their expedition. It's creepy/fascinating. Similar to the idea of old people having sex.

Scotch Tape: You Can Now Check For Tumors At Home

So it seems that everyday Scotch tape, when used in conjunction with a vacuum chamber (because we all have one of those lying around) can emit x-rays. Neat right? If you have cancer....IN SPACE (echo echo echo). Check out the story here.

Thanks to Emily for the tip.