Homo Geekgasm?

Lady Gaga? check
Dorky people? check
Boys in costumes? check

Yes. It works.

This Is My Life, In Pastels

Read carefully, at least 50% of this is stuff I care about, and by care about I mean if you insult it you will end up dead. Not by my hand, but dead none the less.

I guarantee in 89 years, you'll be dead. It'll be because you questioned this awesomeness on Dec. ___ 2009. Fill in the blank and send by direct mail for a more personalized death guarantee. 

A Moment Of Reverence For This: My Hero

I defy you to name ONE  thing in the photograph that is not made from 100% pure awesome. You can't can you? That's because everything in here 100% pure awesome. From concentrate.