What In The Dog Poop Hell? Kackel Dackel

Oh, how I long for the simpler days, when games didn't consist of rainbow colored dog feces. Is it too much to ask for?

It's An Animal Kind of Day: Bears Sans Fur Mystifies Folks

Zookeepers and scientists in Leipzig, Germany are baffled because Dolores (seen here in her sad state) has lost all of her bear fur. (no not the hairy gay guys, the real life bears, you know roarrr and all that jazz). It's not just her but the entire female population here seems to be going hairless. Somewhere in one of these caves is an ungodly huge stash of Nair. I blame Cosmo.

Read more here. Pray for the bear hair folks. 

Germans Can Make Pretty Things That Don't Include People Ovens

Simon Schubert is a German artist who's work is done entirely with folding the paper at precise points to give a fantastic embossed effect. He is 33 and has exhibits all over his country. It's pretty awesome, but can he make a paper plane? Can you? Probably not.

Ze Crazy Germans

I don't think I can add much to that. Except 2. Which equals about 5.