American Foreign Policy...

is now available as a Facebook game.

Exploding People! Florence's Re-released "Dog Days Are Over" Video

Florence and the Machine "DOG DAYS ARE OVER" Music Video from LEGS MEDIA on Vimeo.

So who knew she came out with a different video for this track that the rest of the world got into over a year and a half ago? This whole American crap is boring me. I need to move.

Blog World: Tea Party Jesus

Oh those good ol' Tea partiers. They only know of three or four things: black people are evil, Jesus is good and the government is akin to Nazi Germany. For the rest of us, here's a site combining at least two of those into fun times.

Click here to see what the Lord of Conservative America has to say.

American Religious Map Or: Why I Need To Move

Congratulations everyone, you're a Baptist. Like, for real. All those other colors is so this mother doesn't look racist.

OK...Taylor Swift Wins Album of the Year

Taylor Swift (seen here dropping it) has won the Grammy for Album of the Year. That's right. Just ponder that for a while. I mean I know Kanye was mean and everything, but if we gave every little girl someone was rude to a Grammy then I'd have like 4.

Well, Good To Know: Pornography Numbers

If you click it, it will grow.

So there, now you know that if you're a guy looking to get into porn it pays about what a retail manager would make. but it pays....in vagina. Think about it.

America Has Poor Taste Volume 3

Ladies and gentlemen, your number one movie of the week is: G-Force. G-Force. That's right, the guinea pig thing. I know that the Harry Potter movie was somewhat disappointing, but this? It's your own damn fault when we are watching adverts for G-Force 5.

America Has Poor Taste Volume 2

The number one movie this weekend? (Surely the poster won't be a hint) It was Obsessed, a nice ghetto-ese thriller about Ali Larter and Beyonce fighting with spaceships or something. You'll have to forgive me, I may not be up to snuff on this.

The number two movie? "17 Again", starring a small dwarf with magical pixie powers Zac Efron and that sometimes eerily skinny-sometimes fat guy from Friends.

Pat yourselves on the back USA, you've given at least 2 people more reason to move to, well...anywhere