Who The Gay Hell Gave This Person A Job?

In other questionable design news, Disney has released a poster for their upcoming "Sorcerer's Apprentice" movie featuring Nicolas Cage playing Nicolas Cage pretending he can act. If it were 1987, or if it were a fantasy novel for a low-end publisher, I would have no objection to this treatment.

Since it is neither of those things, i now have a design headache. One that only Futura can cure.

Gay Men Cannot Lip Sync

Monster by David Fudge at fabulis from fabulis on Vimeo.


Now granted, it's not the atrocity that was the "Teeth" video, but wow this is silly looking. I hope I don't look like this to my neighbors. ::peeks out the blinds:: Ah, who am I kidding? I look worse, it's like a tranny mess version of Metallica when I'm in here.

America Has Poor Taste Volume 2

The number one movie this weekend? (Surely the poster won't be a hint) It was Obsessed, a nice ghetto-ese thriller about Ali Larter and Beyonce fighting with spaceships or something. You'll have to forgive me, I may not be up to snuff on this.

The number two movie? "17 Again", starring a small dwarf with magical pixie powers Zac Efron and that sometimes eerily skinny-sometimes fat guy from Friends.

Pat yourselves on the back USA, you've given at least 2 people more reason to move to, well...anywhere