Quote of the Week

Who is this Liz Feldman person? I would look her up...but that would require effort. And I'm just amazed I actually got on to blog today, so let's not stress my abilities out ok?

I want bacon.

Wise Words

...granted Mr. Allen isn't known for his *amazing* decisions per se. Mmm Asian daughters.

100 Greatest Movie Insults: NSFW Due To....Insults

Go, bask in the fuck-laden glory of this video. It will take ten minutes of your life, but you are guaranteed to enjoy it, unless you don't like fuck. But that makes you...you know against gay marriage or something. I forget which one means someone's thinking about you and get those mixed up.

World Religion And The Half Blood Prince

Ugh, I think you'll have to click it to actually be able to read it...stupid Blogger site. Anyway, I was perusing the interwebs when I stumbled upon this gem. I wrote some fan fic one time. It was passed on something about how Ron and Harry don't do THAT with their wands...

Lady GaGa loves mind-blowing condomless sex....with her songs

So kill me, It's a pretty slow day on the news/cool things radar.

Apparently, everyone's new favorite blonde songstress has decided to make a rather odd/fantastic comparison in the newest issue of Blender (hit it here). Here's the quote:

"Writing a record is like dating a few men at once. You take them to the same restaurants to see if they measure up, and at some point you decide who you like best. When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time."

So one, logically, has to urge all of Lady GaGa's tracks to head to their nearest clinic and get tested. Because knowing is half the battle. The rest is finding the right ointment.