The Next Star Trek Film Should Look As Such:

It's the only possible way it could be better than Star Wars...is to you know if they bring in that other one that's better than both put together and divided by Dagobah.

Mmmm Nathan Fillion in tight yellow....give it a minute.

Phasers To Stunning Indeed!

It's apparently a ridiculous product kind of night. Since I have nothing really better to do than to scour the depths of the internet for all the useless in the world.

The second entry today is Shirtless Kirk cologne. The only kind of cologne a gay Trekkie would wear. I do feel, however, that it is important to note that Kirk never looked like that. Unless it's some weird bukkake fan art.

You can, regardless, buy it here.

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 1/2"

I don't know if you can even read this on this screen. You may be able to enlarge it by taking the arrow of swift terror moving around your screen at your will and "click" it to make it magically larger, but remove all the yummy content from your view. The choice is yours.

To click the image, go to page 47

To continue, go to page 32

If you haven't checked out comixed for some reason, go to it here.

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Captain Kirk Is Climbing A Mountain, Why Is He Climbing A Mountain?

I DARE you to not have it stuck in your head. Some band called Fall on your Sword decided to take a dvd extra with Shatner talking about why Kirk was climbing some mountain in some Star Trek thing.

I'll tell you why. To hug the mountain. To feel that mountain.

After The Devastation On Vulcan...

Captain Kirk couldn't find his goddamn shirt. It's really....too bad...or something like that.
Also, what space captain doesn't seem to run errands without a top? I mean, Admiral Ackbar does it all the time, I've asked him to stop.

Tee Hee My Romulan Said A Bad Word

I mean who doesn't enjoy loading pictures of themselves to be transformed into aliens, only to have said aliens speak of the vastness of their genitalia? No one I know. Check out the horrid little site over here .
And my classy creation here