Could be Disheartening

Well, except for me of course. There's a "well done" measurement at the end you see....

Eh oh, dick jokes. That's what I'm doing. I gotta go to bed.

This Does Penis Damage

This literal torture device was created and distributed during the World Cup this year in South Africa as an anti-rape tool for women in the country. South Africa has some of the highest rape rates in the world and it's believed that 16% of the population has AIDS.

The device has a row of spike like objects that latch onto the penis when penetration occurs. If a man tries to get fresh with an unwilling lady, he will be in much pain and it can only safely be removed by a doctor.

Just one more reason for me to be afraid of vaginas. But kudos. That's taking matters and your safety into your own....well doing it yourself. I hope men down there will be too afraid of ladies packing this punch and learn to masturbate like normal people.

Star Trek: Deep Space 9 1/2"

I don't know if you can even read this on this screen. You may be able to enlarge it by taking the arrow of swift terror moving around your screen at your will and "click" it to make it magically larger, but remove all the yummy content from your view. The choice is yours.

To click the image, go to page 47

To continue, go to page 32

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Blog World: Accidental Dong

It's an entire site dedicated to how boys see penises in everything. It's like cake/light/building/geographical feature/sign porn. Enjoy.

Check out the link here.

Addictive Alert: Sketch Swap

Sketch Swap is a site where you and the rest of the world can swap rudimentary sketches of penises in various stages of arousal and in odd situations. Or....if you can think of drawing something else, I suppose that works too...I guess. Check it out here

Oh, What A Dong-like Purse We Weave

Just look at it. Then go Ohhh. Ew.