Body: Confusion, Confusion: Body

So Zac Efron went swimming with his absolutely mind-boggling (how is it possible?) sex appeal. These are pictures that confuse me and my genitals. THIS is the lesbian looking person from the High School Musicals. I need time to think.

America Has Poor Taste Volume 2

The number one movie this weekend? (Surely the poster won't be a hint) It was Obsessed, a nice ghetto-ese thriller about Ali Larter and Beyonce fighting with spaceships or something. You'll have to forgive me, I may not be up to snuff on this.

The number two movie? "17 Again", starring a small dwarf with magical pixie powers Zac Efron and that sometimes eerily skinny-sometimes fat guy from Friends.

Pat yourselves on the back USA, you've given at least 2 people more reason to move to, well...anywhere