Thursday, March 24, 2011

So this is what Wonder Woman wears



So here's a new pic from NBC's reboot of Wonder Woman. I wonder what they were thinking aside from "shinier!!!! it needs more shiny shine shine with a buff on top."

Having said that, I'm jealous of her rack.

James Franco is Still Doable



See, there's proof.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

You've Never Strafed Before But It Feels Great!



It's like old times. Kristen Schaal in hilariousness. The good times never end.

Unless you hit the fuel tank, bitches

Thursday, March 17, 2011

This is Why My 360 is Collecting Dust



Shit can go down.

But for real, this guys deadpan is amazing. I'm jealous. Of that and his surely spectacular abdominal region.

He's cooler than me.

Pepsi Will Now Taste Like Carrots



Because the world needs more vegi-plastics...or some since there aren't really many, Pepsi has announced that it will unveil a new bottle made entirely of vegetable material.

It's pretty badass, unless you're switch grass, then your days are numbered. Sway while you can, sway while you can.

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

It's Ballet! I'm Gay and I don't care!



Alas, the friend of the sassy gay persuasion is what we french call "back". This one is funny. I promise. I also promise candy canes for every boy and girl in the world*

*after the nuclear holocaust.

While they were protesting horse carriages

...many hipsters were lost.

A moment of ironic silence.

Thanks to the Daily What.

Epically Awful: Chubby Homo With Target Agenda



Yeah, it's pretty amazing. And by amazing I mean...I watched 30 seconds of it and decided to let you, the people, react instead of me.

Aside from that chubby homo title. That was a little catty.

Rawr.

Friday, March 11, 2011

Salvation Kombat!



Seriously, these guys make it a little too easy. It's like picking on your special cousin that has the pancake fetish.

No, it's not me ::hides the syrup::

Why Bond, How You've Changed



Yes this is terribly depressing. And Craig doesn't really work the whole drag thing that well. I think it's his face. But look at those calves, she must work out.

Wizard Stamps!


They're like normal stamps....but magic!

It's like everything in the world is going right for a change. I mean even Aslan is there. It's like tonguing some bestial representation of Christ, surely Jerry Falwell will have a fit.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Creepiness, Now in 3D


Chinese artist Xia Xiaowan and Canadian David Spriggs have created this series of rather disturbing (even for a Lady Gaga generation) pieces of art on a series of clear glass planes. You can walk around them, be creeped out from the left, front and right!


Check out more of the photos of my mother odd art here.

I Blame Coco: Caesar



I'm working on my next mix. This will be there. Don't download it yet ;)

Boys In Shorts! New Mix for Q1 2011


The newest über gay collection of music I think you should all be listening to is now here! (cue the insanely giddy/indifferent crowd).
Complete with 90s inspired sleazy cover art, this is made 99% to shake your posterior to. Interspersed throughout are a few more low-key songs. Enjoy. Comment. Share.

Download it here.

Friday, March 4, 2011

Photoshop Is Amazing



That's Britney Spears. In 2011. God bless you Adobe.

Screw You You Stupid Crowned Stupid



You're just a bird.

So today's installment of "makes sassy gay friend look butcher than Rosie O'Donnell", we have Randall narrating a National Geographic special about the water chevrotain. (spell check wants to turn that into several corporation names, apparently chevron is more important than nature).

Enjoy gay friends, enjoy.

Random Hot: Andrew Ramming (yes really)



Since we are on a random shirtless man spree (in cake and photography form), here is Mr. Ramming (best porn name ever for a non porn star) who sells British underwear.

Very well.

Happy Birthday Me? This? It? Yay!



Today my little blog of joy, wonder, random crap and snarky things turns two. The only way to celebrate is a Tom Selleck cake.

So to both of you who read this on a regular basis enjoy the chest hair sprinkles, they're for me you.

Obama Says Move!



Puny human, obey! ::laser beams and shit::

For serious, this is nice.

Thursday, March 3, 2011

Blog World: Paula Deen Riding Things


yes, it is absolutely as epic as it sounds. Who doesn't enjoy a southern cook riding Tammy Faye? Jimmy Fallon? FLYING CATS?

No one doesn't! Unless you're a commie.

Check out all the southern fried awesome here.

Sassy Gay Friend Has....Returned?



It's still somewhat sassy. Somewhat friendly. Still terribly gay.

So hooray!?