Not New, Must Love: Chew Lips "Play Together"

I've been listening to this album non stop for the past six months and I just now realized that I never really gave them any attention here. The video is kind of forgettable, but the song grows on you like kudzu (that means very fast, for you non rural Georgia folk). So listen, love and thank me in the morning.

Blog World: Crappy Taxidermy

Have you ever looked at a work of taxidermy and said to yourself "self, this is awe inspiring"? No, probably not, but nothing on here will even remotely pique interest aside from "yes, that is indeed crappy taxidermy", but that's the purpose...so.... My brain hurts, look at the site here.

Hero: Violin Version of Super Mario Bros.

So this super Asian sits and plays the violin to video games. Sound effects and all. I wish I could play the violin. I wish I could also lounge about in a tux.

This is what I got so far:

"Do do do duh do do do....Do do do duh do do" ow, my lips hurt.

This Does Penis Damage

This literal torture device was created and distributed during the World Cup this year in South Africa as an anti-rape tool for women in the country. South Africa has some of the highest rape rates in the world and it's believed that 16% of the population has AIDS.

The device has a row of spike like objects that latch onto the penis when penetration occurs. If a man tries to get fresh with an unwilling lady, he will be in much pain and it can only safely be removed by a doctor.

Just one more reason for me to be afraid of vaginas. But kudos. That's taking matters and your safety into your own....well doing it yourself. I hope men down there will be too afraid of ladies packing this punch and learn to masturbate like normal people.

Oh My Go-Om Nom Nom!

I haven't the foggiest what a Friendly's is, but they have created the perfect hamburger. It, obviously, unless you're blind, then you're probably missing out on the internet, has two grilled cheese sandwiches for buns. That's like...insane, but in that good tasty heart attack way. Not the William Shatner taking himself serious in the 80s kind.

A Disney Character Knows Better...

...than half of our country it seems. There's a reason Alice is my favorite, and it's not that fierce blue dress.

This....Isn't A Joke

Like, this lady is for real. She wants you to give her money for whatever it is that she does. Shit, I could be rich, I only need an inflatable toilet seat, a dance belt and a tube of chapstick.

But for seriously, go pay this woman and let me know exactly what happens.

Two In A Row! Blog World: The Thoughts I Steal

One of the dearest people this side New Dearpeopleington has started a blog that I shall follow until it is unfollowable. (that's a new word, by me Aaron Bond).

Go look at random pictures and random comments. You'll love yourself for it. So much you may want to get a pregnancy test.

Check it out here.

Blog World: Marvelous Man Boobs

AHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHHHHHH! Run! Faster!

That is all.

Check out all the mooby goodness over here under my shirt at Marvelous Man Boobs. Click here.*

*Please note that clicking the link and looking at moobs may be adverse to your health. AarontheBond does not assume any responsibility for your self-hating behaviors. 


Thanks to Cisco Nabisco for the tip!

Need To See: "Life During Wartime"

I love Allison Janney. I love her so much I could just spit. But not in her direction. No, in the direction opposite of her as to not get my spit on her. Yeah.

Fingers Like Steeples!

Noot d' Noot - Fingers Like Steeples from Petrichor Inc on Vimeo.

This is an awesome song by a local band here in Atlanta called Noot d' Noot. I've had this shit in my head for almost a week, and by almost a week, I mean since Friday. Those are similar.

Head over and buy the single on iTunes and support them. They just got off of tour with of Montreal and one of their singers sold me Papa Johns coupons. Pizza, music, grooviness. You can't lose.

Utah Kills A Man, With A Firing Squad

Death Row inmate Ronnie Lee Gardner was executed in Utah in a "fitting" manner some say. He was in jail for the shooting deaths of two men. So, naturally, the state that Mormon's built took him out back and put him to death by firing squad. They pinned a target to his chest and fired away. This is the first time the death sentence has been carried out in such a manner in fourteen years. (only fourteen!?!)


Now, granted, he did terrible things, I just don't understand a firing squad.

We the people....

How...Odd. Fan Death's "Cannibal" Video

So I posted about Fan Death months and months ago then they kind of slipped off of my radar. Here's quantifiable proof that that should not have happened. Watch, enjoy, be creeped out by!

Just, Ugh.

Taylor Lautner (obviously) is on the cover of GQ. I don't look like this. I keep hearing words like "work out", "don't eat only pizza" and "you fat lazy bastard" but I don't understand.

How To Stereotype Based On Music

Well, Flavorwire has posted this handy dandy guide to further teach us to point out generalizations of people based on some aspect of their life (being black, gay, Trekkies, etc). This time it's using your favorite indie bands.

It works...very well. Everyone said I was a girl...except for Patrick Wolf, then it just told me I was gay. Hooray accuracy.

Check it out here.

Thanks to the Emily, who judges everyone we know sans their music taste (judges them in the court of awesome) I should probably go to sleep.

Blog World: LazerTits

Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. You know you want to waste hours on it. Do so here.

Body: Confusion, Confusion: Body

So Zac Efron went swimming with his absolutely mind-boggling (how is it possible?) sex appeal. These are pictures that confuse me and my genitals. THIS is the lesbian looking person from the High School Musicals. I need time to think.

What The Puppet Hell?

So I ran across this on another blog and was forced to commit....BLOG THEFT! ::cops run about, not caring:: So here it is, ABBA puppets singing "Take a Chance on Me" which is quite honestly the most awesome song in the history of music. If you don't agree you smell of turkey.

Paper Looks Like Email Symbol? Or Like....Paper Symbol

Brigada Creativa has put together a stationary set that looks a  bit like it's all digital-y. You know, like it was on a computer, but then you reached in and grabbed it. Reached in with magic.

Are There Words?

The words are: they were on Oprah last week. Superhero Love Babies. She gave away a car.

Elton John: Evil Bastard

So I know that some of this stuff is old news, but I haven't been around so...forgive me. Today's moment of WTF? comes from Elton John performing at Rush Limbaugh's 4th (FOURTH) wedding for the cool sum of one million dollars. This is just bloody ridiculous. How many times has Limbaugh been all "gays are evil, I'm fat, I love pain pills. Gays like poo"? The answer is 45ish? I dunno, but he's still a donkey's ass and now Elton has supported his ridiculous self. So, forget you Sir Gaysalot.

Julia Stiles Heads To Dexter

Since Dexter may be in need of a lady friend (since SPOILERS IF FOR SOME FUCKING REASON YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED DEXTER, NO WAIT, I'LL AVOID THEM) Julia Stiles is heading to season 5 of Showtime's awesome sauce drama for ten episodes. I am looking forward to this, yes.

Lady Gaga Out-gays Herself

Sorry about the lack of posts guys and gals, I have been on the vacation!
So I'm meeting this with a kind of general indifference. She's seemingly doing her "Like a Prayer" except less racy...and more....gay.

Did someone instruct her to look bored the entire time. She looks like she may be pondering whether or not she left the oven on. This is almost as sad as Christina's video (not that we expected much from her anymore).

Also, the kind of Paranormal Activity ending? Bleh.

I want the end of the Paparazzi trilogy already.

NOOO! Rue McClanahan Died :(

Everyone's favorite southern hussy Blanche Devereaux has passed away today at the age of 76. McClanahan died from a massive stroke. This leaves Betty White as the sole surviving member of The Golden Girls. My entire gay world has been put into yet more shambles. Best wishes to the family, we have lost a truly wonderful talent.

Awesome: Lego Printer

This does far better than mine. I don't have little yellow shirtless men slaving away every time I go to print things. This has become unacceptable. I demand something more...acceptable. I am not accepting applications for shirtless men to print things for me.

Email me for details and shirtless requirements.

The Queen Stabs Picard!

No no, he was "knighted" the other day, which is awesome. That means he can, like, get his own minstrels and stuff. Unless, of course, you ask a Ugandan anti-gay preacher, then everything just involves "eating the poo poo". No for serious, look it up.

Man Steals Purse, Gets Beaten With Furniture

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

That's kind of the gist of it I suppose. I don't know what else to add aside from that Asian driving totally ran into the other car. Granted, he was having furniture looking items pelted as his head, but that is soo stereotypical. Ah, I crack myself up.

Scissor Sisters New Single: Meh

Happy June!

So I meant to post this a couple of days ago, but....I didn't. So it's here now. I heard the streaming version of the song on their site and I couldn't make it through it, due to being thoroughly unimpressed. I held out hope for a super interesting video to accompany the track, but alas we are treated to them driving around in the streets of New York for a few minutes.

Maybe it will grow on me. Like melanoma.