Blog World: Sketchy Santas

I'm just as confused as you are as to why this child isn't recoiling in a terror that would chill a grown man. In fact she seems quite happy. I believe, after thorough research of course, that she is a lizard alien and she is in need of the Earth's water supply.

However, that important fact is not the point of this post. What is the point, is that there is an entire website full of scary-ass Santas from around the world. Go rejoice in this, the creepiest of seasons. Click here, no here.

...Even If It's Bold-Italic

Ok, something is seriously wrong when leading jokes make you laugh. Of if you know what leading is. Note to self: finish puberty so you can be a graphic design geek with a beard. Other note to self: find out what puberty is.

Thanks to Cisco for delivering the funny in email form.

Harry Potter Sneak Peak

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Here's a clip of behind the scenes...stuff and a teaser trailer for the seventh Potter film. It looks somewhat interesting in that "Harry Potter does sex and the city with a goblin or two" kind of way. Let's just hope it's better than HBP was. /complaint.

43rd Best Idea of All Time

Designer Damjan Stanković has created a traffic light that counts down just how long your never ending frustration has until it...ends. There is not a single good reason this isn't everywhere already. Except for of course that we live in a country where more than 25% believe Sarah Palin is qualified to be president. I wish the aliens would come already. 

We Are Officially in Music Hell: Grammys '10

The Black Eyed Peas (yes, the group in the photo above)have been nominated for both Record of the Year and Album of the Year. These things are getting even less prestigious than Nobels apparently. For a full list of the travesties, er...nominations, click here.

Worst Album Covers of the Year

So I found this on livejournal user princess_peapod's page. It's a rather through but obviously incomplete collection of the year's worst graphic design in the album cover world. Check out the full list of all the sad times here. 

Maybe I DON'T Want To Visit Japan

 

Oddity Central has posted some pictures of a rather bizarre event that takes place in Japan. (weird right? odd things don't happen in Japan) So two fat Japanese people get in a ring lined with fluorescent lights then said fat people start being the proverbial shit out of each other with said lights. Sounds fun? These crazies in the front row seem to think so. And Jesus, he approves. 

A Moment Of Reverence For This: My Hero

I defy you to name ONE  thing in the photograph that is not made from 100% pure awesome. You can't can you? That's because everything in here 100% pure awesome. From concentrate.

Just To Cheer You Up

I look just like this on Wednesdays at 3pm. No joke. Ok, joke.

A New Item Pouch Oooo!

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Zelda is a prostitute. The Ocarina of Time never existed. If Nintendo weren't so embroiled in this vast conspiracy to veil the Princesses misbehavior we would have a properly titled videogame, such as The Legend of Zelda Cavernous Vagina of Herpetic Doom.

Yeah, Herpetic is now a word and Aaron Bond made it up. Your move Webster.

What're You Gonna Do Batboy, Style My Hair?

Game Trailers - E3 2010 - Comedy

Ah, good ol' Attack of the Show. One of the one reasons I miss having cable. Peter Facinelli (Carlisle Cullen himself) is an awesomely understanding doctor. I'm an awesomely understanding underground lawyer of the damned. So ha.

So...These People Can Vote

I believe she can bring real change to the country with her...refreshingness and her, um, her realness and I really believe that Mayor McCheese is going to be the best vice president since Quayle.

Does this not terrify you?

There's Even More Gaga Than Once Thought

Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga:  Leaked Single - Key of Awesome #6
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In all actuality I'm Prince Gaga. They just keep me away because it's common knowledge Lady hates the gays. It's true. I read it on a postcard.

Neat: Record Cover Placed Art

Who knew Jim Morrison wore such cute little panties? Adorable.

Check out more of them here.

So Not Fair

and by "so not fair" I mean: "why don't I look like this, while I eat potato chips and have < 0 physical activity in my life." It just doesn't make sense right?