Monday, January 4, 2010
New LOST Supper Promo Pic
ABC has released yet another promo pic for the final season of LOST. I mean, sure they're better than the school of the damned photos that were released earlier, but it still feels like they aren't really trying anymore. Battlestar Galactica's Last supper promo was far more awesome, mostly because I have a straight crush on # Six.
Alas, enjoy Jesus Locke.
The Worlds Tallest Building...Now Doing Buildingy Things
So the Burj Dubai opened today, standing at an outrageous 2683 feet tall. Just so you understand the ridiculous awesomeness of it, the Arabian Business says:
So does anyone else remember when the new World Trade Center was going to be the new tallest building in the world at 1776 feet tall? We fail.The Burj Dubai is expected to use an average of 946,000 litres of water each day. During peak cooling conditions, the tower will drink up around 12,500 tons of cooling – equal to the cooling capacity offered by about 10,000 tons of melting ice. On to electricity, and the tower will power through around 50 MVA of electricity at peak times – the equivalent of having some 500,000 100-watt lightbulbs burning at the same time . . . Courtesy of Dubai's steamy climate, the Burj Dubai is expected to sweat out a significant amount of condensation – particularly in the summer months. These droplets will be siphoned off to a tank in the basement car park, and used to water the tower's plants and landscaping features. It's expected that 15,000 litres – enough to fill 20 Olympic-sized pools- will be gathered each year . . . There will be 1,044 residential apartments, 49 office floors and the Armani Hotel Dubai, which will have 160 rooms spread amongst the first 39 floors. Additional features include an eleven hectare park, six water features and space for 3,000 underground parking spaces . . . In the event of fire – don't panic. You won't be expected to walk down all 162 floors if the lifts are out-of-service. Instead, there are pressurized, air-conditioned refuge areas every 25 floors or so, where you can huddle to await rescue.
Because Blue Is Beautiful
Ah, I'm so glad she's expanded beyond her Latina norms. You go girl, etc etc. I tried to do this look years ago and people just made fun. I'm ahead of my time. Yet, James Cameron is making all the money.
Bastard.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Also New(ish) Gossip's Love Long Distance
Beth Ditto is some kind of slightly obese god. I want to make lesbian-gay we don't actually have sex babies with her. Just so they can have her voice...and her awesomeness.
Gays, No Way. You're Not Related So It's Wrong
Just because why not. Surprisingly both NY and California are on the list of those that let us cousins marry. I thought that was just here.
We got a lovely chip and dip when I got married to Sue Beth.
New(ish) Electric Six. Absolutely NSFW!
Electric Six "Body Shot" (2009) - NSFW 18+ from Another Reybee Productions, Inc. on Vimeo.
Please, under no circumstance play this video at work, or at home. Unless you enjoy lots of boobies. Not just those fit girl kind either. The old and the rotund are equally adored in this, yet another silly fun time, by Electric Six.
I had no idea this album was out...I can't keep up anymore
Friday, January 1, 2010
Vampires Were So 2009
In this new age of 2010, we, as a culture are so beyond the vampire craze that swept the world last year. Now, it's all about the angels. No, not that Gabriel Biblical crap. Real angels...that suck energy from humans and are very sexy.
And they tell us gays we're going to hell.
Happy new year!
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
One Hour of Boredom Equals Nazi Strippers...from Mars.
I really should find stuff to do.
Be kind, it needs a lot of tweaking, but it pleased me. Nay, it tickled my innards.
Be kind, it needs a lot of tweaking, but it pleased me. Nay, it tickled my innards.
Dumbest Quotes of the Decade
The Huffington Post has collected several of the worst (and best) of our collective stupidity as a culture. They were quite merciful to Bush, seeing as how he still cries in his sleep. It's ok Bushy wushy, eat your pineapple.
Actually, pineapple is a sin. It's the gay of fruits. It makes fruits even gayer.
Check out the whole list here.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Westboro Finds Something Else God Hates
Fred Phelps and his satanic cult of a family over at Westboro Baptist have found yet another thing that God doesn't care for. Of course it's mostly related to the gays, but it's slightly different, in that it has a vagina.
In other news, their signs are getting better. Good for them. And the evil Christian of doom looks fierce.
Sorry for being rather late on delivering this news, you know me. lazy.
Member of Parliament Calls Gays An "Abomination", Goes Crazy
Sixty year old Iris Robinson, an MP from Northern Ireland has announced she's stepping down from her political position due to "mental illness". Last year, she caused quite a stir by calling all gays an "abomination". This year, she shall start drooling in her oatmeal.
In the same interview as the abomination remark, she called homosexuality a mental illness and stated that it can be "cured"...oh wait! She just loves the muff!
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Blog World: Pale Is The New Tan
So there is a genius who decided to gather all of the orange people of the world and put them on display, so us, the pasties can bask in their radioactive glory. And upon gazing at the angelic face before, I know that I am an inferior being until I put on some plastic underwear and let someone at me with a paint gun. Thank you Guido Jesus.
Check out the site here.
Tuesday, December 22, 2009
I Would Just Feel Irresponsible Not Posting This
Yeah.
No, you missed the point, scroll back up.
Yeah.
So this is Adam Coussins, apparently. I shall call him Hotness McHottiepants of Hottville. (or Hotness McHottiepants of Hottville for short)
So there are more here. This is NSFW unless your boss likes you looking at insanely sexy man booty.
Waste A Lot of Your Life Learning Why The Phantom Menace Sucked
So here is part one of SEVEN quite long videos in which a mentally challenged, er, monotone man explains why The Phantom Menace was terrible. It's rather funny if you are slightly to moderately (completely) dorky.
Sorry for my nerdfest as far as posts go, my inner Youngling is angry at me.
HP Are Racist Nazis (Well Maybe Not Nazis, But Close)
My eyes always follow black people. They may steal things. No no, just kidding. ::wink wink:: No seriously, I trust all black people. Except the shifty ones. I mean.....I do work for HP.
Editor's note: AarontheBond does not condone racism of any kind. He uses a Mac.
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