Completely Insane: Mallakhamb

The strippers down here in Atlanta apparently need to take a lesson or two. This is the new gayest sport in the world (aside from Ice Skating, but that's not so much a sport as it is one more reason for us gays to play Lady Gaga).  In other news, I so wish I could do something this randomly awesome. I'm afraid to do a flip on the ground. I think it was childhood trauma or something like, you know, traumatic....perhaps when I was a child.

Want: Sink/Urinal Combo (No It's Not Gross)

So, call me crazy, but I still feel a pang of guilt every time I just go for a number one and flush. However, lingering pee is not on the top of my list of house decorations.  Enter this awesome concept for your bathroom. You pee, obviously, then you wash your hands in the sink above the urinal and that flushes it. Brilliant, tres. AND I can be super lazy and just stand in one spot for the entire thing. I like being a dude.

Tee-Hee. Kitty Plays Duck Hunt

I knew I sucked at this as a child (and the ghetto target version included on Wii Play now), but I wasn't aware that I was going to be outdone by a cat. Granted, they do have killer instincts not found in us Homosexual Indoorsus.

Final Fantasy XIV North American Trailer

Well well, it looks like the Fantasy that should have been over in the 80s so says itself is heading towards its second iteration in the MMO community. Let's watch and discuss.

I have nothing to say.

Random Hot: Alessandro Calza

He's Italian. He looks like that. Good enough, yes?

If History Had Facebook

Then we could have had gems like this instead of "OMG I luv Fiddy Cent! <3 :) :P LOL" Check out the rest of their examples over here at Cool Material

Jesus Christ On Iceskates, Why? The Snazzy Napper

Have you ever been a sad Conservative housewife who spits vitriolic hateful comments about various religions? Have you ever been completely unable to take a nap like a normal human being? Would you like to look like the people you profess to hate AND get a good catnap in? Then the snazzy napper is for you.

2012 can't come fast enough.

I Painted....WIth Light

This is where I toot my own horn for my awesomeness.
Toot toot.

That was it.

Mucho thanks to my lovely model friend Emily.

Ink Art Sans Printing...Just All Cartridge-like

Have you ever paid more than the price of a new baby in Africa for ink cartridges? Have you ever thought to yourself "I wish I could make something awesome with these?" Well now thanks to the power of the interwebs, you have inspiration. Follow the golden tint link to see some rather interesting pieces done out of used ink cartridges. Off now, on your boat. Over here.

Fire Tornado: He's So Hot Right Now, Fire Tornado

This is a tornado. It has fire in it. This is what we get for gay marriage y'all. (I give it 2 days before Huckabee or Palin insinuates as such. Perhaps I should say insinupate in case Palin is in a creative mood).

Excited Queens = Frightening

Feel the terror. It's like watching those "Attacked by Animals" shows when I was a kid and there were angry apes rampaging children. (A general note: this is not a race statement. "It's an OMG girlfriend look at your hairs!" statement). There, now I can only be sued a little.

Thank God For Japan

After the proper Christian shame following masturbation, my second thought is "Oi, I wish I could see those little buggers up close!" Well thanks to the Japanese (crazies) they have a microscope just for that. That's correct, this handy dandy micro is exclusively for guys to watch their swimmers die. Bless you Japan, bless you.

Random: Gucci's "Trailer"

So Frank Miller can only do black and white with random hints of color. This time he's decided to put it in Evan Rachel Wood's hair instead of the Spirit's tie. And Chris Evans takes his shirt off. This is all for some random perfume. Gucci didn't get the recession memo.

Need To See: Black Swan

Someone will take me. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis making out is hot even to me.

How Does One Get to That Deluxe Apartment?

Some genius (we use that term a lot here) decided to come up with some pretty awesome Google map directions to get you through your favorite songs and TV themes. This route, for example, is exactly what Wheezy did. Bless her heart. Check out some more over in this direction here. Ah, you see what I did there? I used the word direction while talking about maps. It's quality stuff like this that keeps you people reading.