Excited Queens = Frightening

Feel the terror. It's like watching those "Attacked by Animals" shows when I was a kid and there were angry apes rampaging children. (A general note: this is not a race statement. "It's an OMG girlfriend look at your hairs!" statement). There, now I can only be sued a little.

So...These People Can Vote

I believe she can bring real change to the country with her...refreshingness and her, um, her realness and I really believe that Mayor McCheese is going to be the best vice president since Quayle.

Does this not terrify you?