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Try To Suffer Through

There has never been anything more convincing of these crazies cause like the eloquent answer that was:

"Yeah, just restoring honor and freedom and kind of help the, you know, the white house people to understand that, you know, we need to, um, you know, we need to work for, you know, freedom and you know. And it's just because things that are going on in the White House right now are just absolutely insane. And then, you know, it's it's becoming, you know, it's just America is kinda becoming more, you know, Communist, you know, Socialist, it's crazy."

Well, I, you know, have been convinced, you know.

Prop 8 Ruled Unconstitutional

Well well, look at that. Someone in the state of California realizes that any law that denies citizens basic human rights is indeed unconstitutional. Fear not, Sarah Palin and her band of "mama grizzlies" will soon sound off on this and the answer will involve something about Russia and cubs and the liberal college of arts, I mean media.

But no, of course this ruling will be swiftly appealed by those crazy ass Christians who really can't focus on bettering the world through the actual things that Christ talked about and feel the need to stick their hypocritical fingers in everyone else's business.

Keep in mind, dear reader, that simply by visiting this site you're well above the average American citizen in nearly every respect, except perhaps gun ownership, or Glen Beck viewing records.

/rant

Boycott? Target Supports Anti-Gay Candidate

We have two wars still going on years after no one cares what even happens in the area, a recession that shows no sign of leaving for months if not years to come and Republicans dressing up as tea partiers (and not the Alice in Wonderland kind). So it seems odd to me that a candidate could even reasonably be worried about whether or not the homos next door can perform their sodomy in a legally binding sense. That, however, is exactly what Republican Tom Emmer is basing part of his campaign on in the Minnesota gubernatorial race.

So logically, Target, home of the gay budget shoppers everywhere decides to throw $150,000 his way to help out his campaign.

Wait, what?

Considering nearly everything I have bought in the last 3 years has come from Target or Ikea it would really pinch my purse strings to avoid shopping there, but this is absolutely ludicrous. Dear Target sirs and madams. How about you go fund a candidate vowing to get rid of stupid people. Oh that's right, you'd be out of business.

/rant.

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That is all.

Blog World: Tea Party Jesus

Oh those good ol' Tea partiers. They only know of three or four things: black people are evil, Jesus is good and the government is akin to Nazi Germany. For the rest of us, here's a site combining at least two of those into fun times.

Click here to see what the Lord of Conservative America has to say.

A Disney Character Knows Better...

...than half of our country it seems. There's a reason Alice is my favorite, and it's not that fierce blue dress.

Elton John: Evil Bastard

So I know that some of this stuff is old news, but I haven't been around so...forgive me. Today's moment of WTF? comes from Elton John performing at Rush Limbaugh's 4th (FOURTH) wedding for the cool sum of one million dollars. This is just bloody ridiculous. How many times has Limbaugh been all "gays are evil, I'm fat, I love pain pills. Gays like poo"? The answer is 45ish? I dunno, but he's still a donkey's ass and now Elton has supported his ridiculous self. So, forget you Sir Gaysalot.

Cindy McCain Does Mouth-Covering Pro Gay Stuff

Wife of Republican senator John McCain, Cindy, has done one of the bazillion NOH8 images. This marks kind a big deal in all seriousness, perhaps other Republicans will realize that us butt humpers aren't the worst problem in the world. Bad hair is.

Kudos Cindy, I'm sure you can also work this somehow to become more wealthy. If you do, more power to you.

So...These People Can Vote

I believe she can bring real change to the country with her...refreshingness and her, um, her realness and I really believe that Mayor McCheese is going to be the best vice president since Quayle.

Does this not terrify you?