Epic: Harry Potter = rettoP yrraH :cipE

Aaron wants to see even more now. It's like...a curse. Ohhhh a magic joke. God I'm brilliant, why have I not been on SNL yet?

Oh yes, the moobs.

How Literally Potter

I had to do some very odd posting techniques to post this due to some very odd non-embedding techniques employed by the creator of said content on the tube of yous.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

I Think I Wet Myself: Epic Harry Potter Trailer

No, seriously, I need a tissue. There's a movie based on literature that has more to draw me to it than Taylor Lautner's abs. Take note people, take note.

Need To See: Black Swan

Someone will take me. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis making out is hot even to me.

Hopeful: Deathly Hallows Trailer

Ah, perhaps it shall be less of a great movie, but terrible adaptation that Half Blood Prince was. Perhaps it will be amazing, perhaps it shall smell of hippopotamus and cabbage. All of these are entirely logical.

Question #1: Who the gay hell is the big guy on the train tracks? Isn't there enough shit happening in the book to have no need to put random stuff in?

Question #2: When does Harry get tied up in the bell tower? I feel like I've stumbled into the gay bondage porn version. Voldemort doesn't have a nose but he makes up for it with 10"...only in Harry Potter and the Gaping Hollows.

Need To See: "Life During Wartime"

I love Allison Janney. I love her so much I could just spit. But not in her direction. No, in the direction opposite of her as to not get my spit on her. Yeah.

Beauty and the Beast Goes the Way of the Sparklepires

Stephenie Meyers should be shot in the forehead for ruining all "monsters" from here on out. Not only are vampires MAC Cosmetic representatives now and werewolves travel in abdominal baring packs, but the Beast is a bald guy with tattoos. Don't worry though, he's super sensitive (once he gets ugly, yet still very fit) and all he needs is some plain jane girl to give him blue balls, since girls don't give it up in fairy tales.

As an aside, which Olsen is this? I feel that it should be both interchanging every 15 seconds just to give teenage girls something else to talk about in forums.