Marvel Minimalist Posters = Win

Spider man spider man does that shit that a spider does. Climbs up buildings and wears some tights. Look out! dannnahhhddunn dun bump

Precisely how it goes.

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Warcraft Movie Gets A Director

The Warcraft movie (yes, apparently there is going to be one) has found a director in Sam Raimi (you know, the Spider Man guy). Blizzard Entertainment and Legendary Pictures announced their selection after "searching at length to find the very best director". Hmm.

Spider Man Kicks Wife's Ass

Jesus, he didn't waste much time returning to his white trash roots eh? Our very own Spider Man has landed himself in jail! CBS News is reporting that Blancarte was apprehended Friday from a contempt of court case from a domestic dispute.
I can see his to do list now:

My checkslist
1. has awe inspiring story about walkin
2. make people think jesus lives next door and took the form of a spider?
3. beat shit outta wife
4. rests, then beer

Thanks to Albert for the tip!

Here Comes Another (Delightfully Japanese Stereotypical) Spiderman!

Dude, I'm just on a kick apparently. I couldn't not post this though. This is the 1970s Japanese TV show bearing the namesake of our 3rd favorite man who was bitten by a spider.

Who knew that The Power Rangers would take almost all of their ideas from Spiderman? The French, that's who.