Look out, here comes spider man

48 year old John Locke David Blancarte has been in a wheelchair for the past 21 years due to a motorcycle accident. He was bitten by a Brown Recluse and (quite obviously) went to the hospital. While in rehab, his leg started spasming, prompting nurses to run tests, which lead to the discovery that the nerves in his legs were still alive.

That's just neat. I'm not sure the spider has much to do with it. Surely God noticed how awesome(ish) David's facial hair was and said:

"Oh ye of fuzzy face, I shalt make thou a deal. If thy (or God talk for "I") giveth your legs back(eth?) Oh bollocks. Here, you can walk. Now shave that shit."