Monday, October 5, 2009

Sluts Rejoice! Artificial Virginity Kit


Now, everyone who wants to be a "virgin" "can" with this kit from Gigimo (see it says so right there on the picturegraph)

According to the site the product gives you a wonderful sense of  good ol' Christian values everytime you get bent over.
"No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction. "
I bought one yesterday. Check out the product site here.

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