'Actor Out Of Work' Official Video

It came out last month. I'm slow, like molasses. Molasses stuck in rush hour....on the day before Thanksgiving.

The video is brilliant. Much like molasses

This Could Possibly Be Good? Maybe?

I never watched Curb Your Enthusiasm, but that's that guy right? Right? Right? It looks moderately/eh kinda funny. Ed Begley Jr and Evan Rachel Wood are in it, so it can't be that bad right? RIGHT? Validate me!

Today In Eww Vagina News

The Cuchini, yes, that's what the thing is called. Is a piece of plastic that fits inside your swim suit or other undergarmenty things and prevents camel toe. Goddamn camels with their toes. Check the official site here.

Um....Ouch

Pierced. Glasses. Ouch. I can't think right now.

Late To The Tinted Windows Party

but here is the video for what was their first single off their new album. I picked it up yesterday, it's actually rather catchy beginning to end. Check it out, or Taylor will be forced to impregnate his wife yet again. That poor woman's vagina.

Ze Cardboard Box, It Must Die!

This guy :: pauses, shakes head a little :: made his very own operable Wolverine claws. Which, on it's own is rather neat. However, he decided to make a video displaying his awesome abilities on a cardboard box. Just watch. Everytime I get down on myself I'm going to rewatch this. Then, I will feel less handy in the ways of cardboard shredding and down. I need a drink.

X Ray, X Ray, Not Gay, It's X Ray

Hey boys and girls, have you ever wondered what your favorite old school gaming console looked like with x ray vision? Of course you haven't have, that's why flickr user Reintji x rayed everything from PS3s to regular Nintendos. Check out his gallery here

Must Have: Scribblenauts

Scribblenauts is an upcoming game for the DS that seems, simply, kick ass awesome. So let's say (as the picture above suggests) there's a star in a tree that you need. Let's also say that you feel that a ladder is the best way to get it. You write out ladder on the DS screen and poof there one appears. Check out the trailer here

People Like Guys With Claws, Who Knew?

Not even the leak of the entire film weeks ago could prevent slightly overweight basement dwellers from forking out their dough to see Hugh Jackman half naked and beating things up. Wait, I think I should go tonight. The movie grossed $87 million this weekend. I made that yesterday at my stripping job. And by that, I mean $2.15 and by stripping job I mean picking lint out of my bellybutton.

Reason 436 To Move To Australia

His name is Alex O'Loughlin. He's pretty. He's Australian. He's half-naked. I'm confused if you need more. Well, he was on that silly show "Moonlight" but he wasn't as pretty there. I shall forgive him.

"Totally Stylin" Barbie Is A Tramp

Just in case the uber-trampness that Barbie has acquired over the years was insufficient to you, the newest doll in their line up "totally stylin' Barbie" comes equipped with that pinnacle of white trash decor: tramp stamps. You can place as many tattoos as you wish on our favorite plastic anatomy teacher to give her a "totally stylin" look. Also, soon to come is wifebeater Ken, complete with recliner and scotch (and the secret boyfriend obviously).

No Doubt: Live And Old

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So No Doubt was back together today on the....Today show. It feels like I got caught in a time warp back to 98 cause they don't look any older...and they're playing old songs...
I get to see them next month! Baby Jesus must love me. I missed them. Similar to how a lonely zombie misses a caved in skull to munch.

LOST: Forget All That "Whatever Happened" Bullshit

Forgive me, I took some time off from the TV recapping to keep my sanity. Also, I didn't feel I had much to say about it. However, after many questions of what happened to it, here we are again.

This week's episode "The Variable" was another somewhat stronger addition to the season after that god awful middle part we saw. I'm going to skip the recap and give my opinion:

Good things:
1. I heart Hawking. Plain and simple, it has nothing to do with the character and everything to do with Mrs. Flanagan. Anytime she's on screen I'm ok.

2. We get some reasons as to why Daniel was so bloody scatterbrained. It was all his experimenting. Daffy bastard.

3. Juliet's delightfully snide bitchy response to Sawyer calling Kate "freckles". The code is 141717, you should go.

4. They seem to be bringing the idea of them being able to actually change what can happen up as a major possibility.

5. Kate saying what's on the audience's mind if 815 were to land successfully.

Bad things:
1. So, Faraday is the offspring of two British people, one of which, we know he spent time with. He has an American accent. Also, his name is Faraday. I don't get it.

2. Daniel died. That was...weird

3.That absolutely ridiculous shoot out with Radzinsky and crew. I just don't see Jack as the little action hero they tried to pull him off as.

Ok things:

1. Widmore is Daniel's dad. Well, obviously right?

2. Miles finally decides to stop being the Dharma chauffeur

So in short, they probably can change what's supposed to happen. They're (obviously) not supposed to be in the 70s and Daniel gets shot in the back by his own mother. Not a bad episode.

Only three to go, I think perhaps it could get better. We shall see.

This Is Old Enough To Make Genesis Look Like Breaking News But...

It's so farking funny. I giggled. I cringed. The terror

Thanks to Matt for the (late) tip

Cause If Your Friends Don't Dance...

Over 200 dancers broke into this seemingly impromptu "Do Re Mi" dance at the Central Station of Antwerp. 200 Belgians dancing to a song by a fictional Austrian family that is torn apart by Nazis. The fun never stops. Enjoy

Thanks to Joanna for the tip.