Need: Boob Mousepads

What says "hey, I'm a respectable guy with a lot to offer the world?"

If you said: A career
                   A home (not your parent's)
                  A sex life

you'd be wrong. The appropriate answer is booby mousepads.

I think I'd get one if it were like a Hugh Jackman's package mousepad. Yeah.

Star Wars: The Burlesque Show

LA Weekly has several (several is french for 40) shots of a local Burlesque club who decided that they needed more virgin semen (for the ritual of course). So they thought to themselves, what would give us the most (virginal semen)? then they thought: Star Wars.  And there were Star Wars and the Lord saw that it was good...and stuff.

Check out tons of pics here.

New(ish) Electric Six. Absolutely NSFW!

Electric Six "Body Shot" (2009) - NSFW 18+ from Another Reybee Productions, Inc. on Vimeo.

Please, under no circumstance play this video at work, or at home. Unless you enjoy lots of boobies. Not just those fit girl kind either. The old and the rotund are equally adored in this, yet another silly fun time, by Electric Six.

I had no idea this album was out...I can't keep up anymore

Thankfully!: The Kush

I mean, if my moobs get any bigger I'm going to have to own. I don't want to be one of the 'millions' who suffer from this terrible terrible syndrome. Not being able to just sleep on your back is an epidemic.