Score! The Geocities-izer

Oh the late 90s, when it wasn't about what kind of content you had, it was how many swirling animations and MIDI streams of "Don't Speak" you could cram in. Now, thanks to this ingenious website, you can get that sense of hot mess nostalgia on any site in the interwebs. Waste your day transforming the rest of the internet by going here.

Need: Boob Mousepads

What says "hey, I'm a respectable guy with a lot to offer the world?"

If you said: A career
                   A home (not your parent's)
                  A sex life

you'd be wrong. The appropriate answer is booby mousepads.

I think I'd get one if it were like a Hugh Jackman's package mousepad. Yeah.

It's An iPad.

Apple has finally announced their tablet computer called the iPad. It's like a giant iPhone. Literally. Except you can't make calls on it, except for the hundreds of videos where Apple geeks film themselves talking into it like it *is* a giant iPhone. People are so cool. Click here for some details. (on the iPad, not the cool people)

Not A Video Game! New Yorker Cover Painted On Iphone

I can't get my scribbles right. I keep trying to draw my penis, but it turns out too big. Woe.

WALL-E Case Mod: Something Akin To Neat

This kick-ass-y computer case mod comes to us from Russia. (insert silly Russian joke here) It took the guy over 18 hours to put together. The site (check it out here) seems to show that he went through some hardcore metal working to get this right. More power to him. I would have bled between steps 3 and 4. Possibly 8-19 as well. Just a thought.