This is Our Mom, She's Hot

Like, oven-baked hot. From the cupcakes.

Check out the fake-tan awesome-ness here.

Not Surprising: Chick-fil-A are homophobes

I suppose this gets filed under "duh" but chick-fil-a has as good as come out and said "NAYYY" to us homos. Their center called WinShape, which is ran by the company's charitable branch has openly said they will deny entry to any homosexual couple.

When asked for a black or white answer the company said, quote:

"We do not accept homosexual couples because of the statement in our contract."

You can read the full story here. Dammit, I like their hashbrowns for breakfast. No more though. They shall not tell me I can't get married then attempt to give me a coronary. 

The Apocalypse Is Nigh

Just in case God didn't hate us enough for inventing the Snuggie, now there's some electric version of the crap. I can only hope that everyone who buys one of these wears them through puddles.

Zap.

Boycott? Target Supports Anti-Gay Candidate

We have two wars still going on years after no one cares what even happens in the area, a recession that shows no sign of leaving for months if not years to come and Republicans dressing up as tea partiers (and not the Alice in Wonderland kind). So it seems odd to me that a candidate could even reasonably be worried about whether or not the homos next door can perform their sodomy in a legally binding sense. That, however, is exactly what Republican Tom Emmer is basing part of his campaign on in the Minnesota gubernatorial race.

So logically, Target, home of the gay budget shoppers everywhere decides to throw $150,000 his way to help out his campaign.

Wait, what?

Considering nearly everything I have bought in the last 3 years has come from Target or Ikea it would really pinch my purse strings to avoid shopping there, but this is absolutely ludicrous. Dear Target sirs and madams. How about you go fund a candidate vowing to get rid of stupid people. Oh that's right, you'd be out of business.

/rant.

Republican

That is all.

Pathetic: Tyler Perry

Because no one has more of a right to complain about being associated with crude stereotypes than Tyler Perry, word comes in that he's suing creators of The Boondocks to put a cease order on their episode that paints him as an aggressive, flamboyant gay man. I can't possibly imagine where this idea would have come from....suggestions?

Blog World: I Park Like An Idiot

Have you ever had to deal with someone not being able to park? (Have you ever been to Atlanta?) if you answered "yes" to the latter, we now know your answer to the former. Well, next time you see some idiot who can't manage just snap a photo and send it to "I Park Like An Idiot". Then we can all look at this photo and say "yes, yes they do" and be on our merry, parkable ways.

Check it out here.