Earthquake Moves Earth...A Smidge

So the 8.8 magnitude quake that devastated Chile may have also had a slightly different effect. It has moved the Earth's "figure axis" 3 inches, resulting in shorter days on Earth by 1.26 milliseconds. I noticed it. I said to myself "Self, today felt milliseconds shorter" so I looked it up. Education is power children, and so are large boobs.