Even More Ways To Be Guilty! Catholic App

Are you Catholic? Do you feel you don't feel guilty enough? Would you like another way for you to be reminded what a terrible naughty person you are? Do you feel Jesus doesn't understand how undeserving you are of his love?

There's an app for that.

It's An iPad.

Apple has finally announced their tablet computer called the iPad. It's like a giant iPhone. Literally. Except you can't make calls on it, except for the hundreds of videos where Apple geeks film themselves talking into it like it *is* a giant iPhone. People are so cool. Click here for some details. (on the iPad, not the cool people)

I Would Have Bought It...Twice

I mean, I've never understood the problem with a little pee here and there. It's how I spice my Cajun chicken. Also my mashed potatoes. And my sex life.

Not A Video Game! New Yorker Cover Painted On Iphone

I can't get my scribbles right. I keep trying to draw my penis, but it turns out too big. Woe.