Will Need For Apple Products

So they got around to fully sending the iPad's name to the most literal sense of the word they could think of. Someone buy this man a cookie. Don't spend your time baking it. Baking is for women. I mean, c'mon.

iPad: The Original

Yes yes, all the iTampon jokes going everywhere since Wednesday's announcement of the iPad. Remember kids, these people aren't clever, they just watched madTV when it was still on the air. I have vaginal firewall protection too, I was so gay I demanded a c-section so I'd never have to touch one.

It's An iPad.

Apple has finally announced their tablet computer called the iPad. It's like a giant iPhone. Literally. Except you can't make calls on it, except for the hundreds of videos where Apple geeks film themselves talking into it like it *is* a giant iPhone. People are so cool. Click here for some details. (on the iPad, not the cool people)