Random: Gucci's "Trailer"

So Frank Miller can only do black and white with random hints of color. This time he's decided to put it in Evan Rachel Wood's hair instead of the Spirit's tie. And Chris Evans takes his shirt off. This is all for some random perfume. Gucci didn't get the recession memo.

Epic: Dexter Season 5 Trailer

My God I'm excited about this show. Don't read below here if you've somehow managed to not be up to date on one of the best shows on TV.

So it looks like Quinn is going to be the new Doakes. This is what I envisioned the character being like at his introduction in season 3 and I suppose they're gonna follow up on that. It almost structurally looks like they're trying to put an end to the show, I know that's not the case but it seems only fitting that since he's finally feeling guilty for something that things could snap and ends up getting caught.

Regardless, September can't get here fast enough.

Fallout New Vegas Teaser

Aaron needs.

Need To See: Diary of a Wimpy Kid

This reminds me of me in middle school, except my friends were....girls.
And I didn't have a hot older brother, that could have been weird. And dirty. Ew. ::brain bath::

Harry Potter Sneak Peak

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Here's a clip of behind the scenes...stuff and a teaser trailer for the seventh Potter film. It looks somewhat interesting in that "Harry Potter does sex and the city with a goblin or two" kind of way. Let's just hope it's better than HBP was. /complaint.

Let's Go See: RAGE

I feel that my life may depend on it. Save my life. True story.

I mean, seriously, half of the cool people ever are in it.

Alice In Wonderland Trailer: I'm Less Worried

It looks much better than the pictures would have led us to believe. I shall hold final reservations until I have more chickens. Isn't that how the saying goes? Oh I dunno. I am not drunk, Mr. Spiderwick.

Yes Please: Whip It Trailer

Sorry for my delay on posting yet again, this school thing takes up time. No one told me that.

Here is the trailer for Drew Barrymore's directorial debut Whip It. I think I'd see it. I think I'd see it...all night.

Let's see: requirements for a movie

1. Ellen Page (check)
2. Kristen Wiig (check)
3. A Peaches song in your trailer (check)
4. Roller skates (check)

See! it meets all four of my newly established not applicable requirements!

'The Beatles Rock Band' Trailer!

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I just wet myself. I even bought diapers in case this kind of thing happened. I forgot them. The game looks brilliant and we get a taste of all the wonderful goodness singing Beatles songs in your house can bring. Also, you can apparently have two singers at once, which is just hella neat. Perhaps as an expansion you'll get the Yoko screeching like a dying bird track pack.

'Star Wars: The Old Republic' Cinematic Trailer

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Because Bioware is proving on a regular basis that George Lucas should leave his grubby little fingers out of that galaxy from far away. That or he should get hit by a semi. A semi full of Ewoks.

Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus: Obviously The Best Movie Ever

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Words can not describe how excited I am about this. Only my 80s loving boner can. Oh Lorenzo, oh Deborah.

This Could Possibly Be Good? Maybe?

I never watched Curb Your Enthusiasm, but that's that guy right? Right? Right? It looks moderately/eh kinda funny. Ed Begley Jr and Evan Rachel Wood are in it, so it can't be that bad right? RIGHT? Validate me!

In Other Female Anatomy News: Breast Bombs

That has to be the most awesome movie I've seen ever in the history of everness. This is exactly why Asians are good at math. Math and being skinny. Math and being skinny with funny mustaches.

New Bioshock 2 Gameplay Trailer

Gametrailers.com posted a new, exclusive gameplay trailer for my sure to be new favorite game ever: Bioshock 2. I'm such a dork. Anime chicks won't even hang out with me. I hope they choke on their Bento boxes.

Check the trailer here

Today In Stupid Movie News: Bruno

Here's the red band trailer (NSFW) for Sacha Baron Cohen's newest movie Bruno. Just like Borat but much gayer and more scripted. It should be good for a laugh for 3-4 minutes. Then, straight to the walmart 2 for $5 section. Such is life.

How Fuzzy

I officially have a new favorite trailer involving oversized furry things. It's not a porn. Weird.