Speaking of Evil: Avatar News

So it's official ladies and gentlemen. You have made Avatar the highest-grossing film of all time (not adjusting for inflation).
Pat yourselves on your blue Pocahontas hating backs. So far Cameron's Dances with Blue People has made $1.859 billion dollars.

There, go cry now. Cry like when your dad did that thing in your bikini area, it's essentially the same.

British Guys Put Stuff In Your Pockets!

He should follow me around all day. I'll act unknowing.

America Has Poor Taste Volume 3

Ladies and gentlemen, your number one movie of the week is: G-Force. G-Force. That's right, the guinea pig thing. I know that the Harry Potter movie was somewhat disappointing, but this? It's your own damn fault when we are watching adverts for G-Force 5.

People Like Guys With Claws, Who Knew?

Not even the leak of the entire film weeks ago could prevent slightly overweight basement dwellers from forking out their dough to see Hugh Jackman half naked and beating things up. Wait, I think I should go tonight. The movie grossed $87 million this weekend. I made that yesterday at my stripping job. And by that, I mean $2.15 and by stripping job I mean picking lint out of my bellybutton.