So I can avoid the travesties found over on Tacky Weddings. This one had to be one of my favorites. How did this conversation go?"Bobby, I wanna get married!"
"Sure babe, but let's do it classy like. I'm gonna grab my pimp suit."
Followed by the most thorough checklist ever:
Very small, disproportionate clothing for myself
Pink wigs for brides hell bitches maids
Smoke machine
Death
Greenery
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