My Dragonette Obsession Continues

I'm starting to believe I could listen to Martina just go "I Have herpes I have AIDS I have legs that go for days!" over and over again and be happy.

Speaking of which...I think I just wrote the best ditty for infected prostitutes ever.

Best Cake Ever

I'm gonna figure out how to make that pile of awesome bloody goodness. Then I'm gonna eat it.

The Only Reason To Watch CBS

Is, unbelievably, a remake of Hawaii 5-0. God bless Alex O'Loughlin. and baby platypi. They need all the help they can get.

Felicia Day Makes My Face Happy

I know this is older than approximately half the United States citizenry, but I didn't know about it ok? I was busy you know...doing stuff. My neighbors called the cops.

Just Gorgeous: Black Swan Poster

This is the kind of stuff that simultaneously makes me want to stop my chosen career path because I'm not that awesome while making me want to bust my ass even harder.

Decisions decisions. Like right now I could go to bed or I could lather myself in peanut butter.

Takei Will Mess Your Shit Up

Delightful. Enough said.

Except for that god awful song at the end. If you're promoting anti suicide, please please make a song that doesn't make *me* want to kill myself. No I'm just kidding. I only wanted to stab my ears shut.

Musicals: The Minimalist Posters of Minimalist Awesomenessly Minimalism

Deviantart user bleat31337 (an insanely awesome guy that I know and adore) created a series of minimalist posters for several of the biggest and most badass musicals around (yes musicals can be bad ass, much like gerbils if you give them guns).

Check out the whole gallery here.

Don't Mess With My Fambily!

Yes, it was Election Day. But since the world is practically ending and people who called themselves Tea Baggers at one point are winning left and right I'm going to focus on something we can all care about: SNL veterans being awesome.

Be awe struck. Be bedazzled amazed and otherwise stupefied.

At The Screening Of The Fil'lm

I found this amusing. It's also 3 in the morning and I've been working nonstop on school projects.

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Potter in a Bra

I don't think you're hideous Daniel. Just very very short and elflike. I made you some pointy toe slippers. If you don't wear them I'll be hurt forever.

New Battlestar Galactica Spinoff

SyFy has ordered a two hour pilot of another Battlestar prequel that's not as...prequelly. Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome will focus on a young Adama (who hopefully will be remotely as hot as Jamie Bamber) in the tenth year of the first Cylon War. SyFy's official announcement said the following:

Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome takes place in the 10th year of the first Cylon war. As the battle between humans and their creation, a sentient robotic race, rages across the 12 colonial worlds, a brash rookie viper pilot enters the fray. Ensign William Adama, barely in his 20’s and a recent Academy graduate, finds himself assigned to the newest battlestar in the Colonial fleet… the Galactica. The talented but hot-headed risk-taker soon finds himself leading a dangerous top secret mission that, if successful, will turn the tide of the decade long war in favor of the desperate fleet. “The ‘Galactica’ universe as re-imagined by Ron Moore and David Eick is rich with possibilities and backstory,” said SyFy’s Mark Stern. “We jumped at the chance to revisit the William Adama character and explore this exciting chapter in the BSG narrative which falls between the events of the original series and the prequel, ‘Caprica,’ currently airing on Syfy.” “While maintaining the themes of politics, social propaganda, and the timeless question: what does it mean to be human? – ‘Blood & Chrome’ will also return us to the authentic, relentless depiction of combat and the agony and ecstasy of human-Cylon war, which was the hallmark of ‘Battlestar Galactica’s’ early seasons,” said Eick. Michael Taylor wrote the teleplay from a story by Eick, Taylor and Bradley Thompson & David Weddle.

Let the dorkiness commence.

Elvira's Scissor Sister Halloween Special

I want some of the plastic she's using. for real. Cher could take some lessons. Four to be exact. Four lessons. And a tube of chapstick.

Our favorite weather lady Amanda Lepore is back! Go watch it. See the fake breasts. Learn how to fight fire with water!

New Lykke Li!

Ms Lykke Li has posted a new single up for free on her official website. Here's a little visualizer-quality video to go with the track. You must go to the site and grab it! Otherwise Satan will play in your entrails. He told me.

Grab it here.

Someone Build *Me* An Ewok Village

This is a super neat treehouse. There it is, being a treehouse. Also being super neat.  It was apparently a New Zealand restaurant that is now used for private events and stuff (like a sweet "the Rebels won" party).

I'm Only Helping!

My new favorite commercial of you know...right now.

God I'm behind this month.