Now I'll Never Get A Job

PhotoSketch: Internet Image Montage from Tao Chen on Vimeo.

Now these brilliant folks have created PhotoSketch. Well, not that I can do a damn thing in Photoshop anyway. It's like a weird cult where I don't like orange Kool-Aid

Oh who am I kidding, I love orange!

How Does This Make You Feel? Lance Bass

I mean yeah, it's nice and all, but it's attached to Lance Bass. That's like having free ice cream for life, but you get it out of someone's anus.

Blog World: My Parents Were Awesome

So apparently these "parent" people did "things" with their "lives" before they spat out children and became worried about the price of Frosted Flakes, settling for the cheap Kroger imitation. Check out what they did in all their non cereal worries days.

Follow the magic internets links here!

Don't Be A Faggot: Anti Smoking Fun

New Anti-Smoking Ads Warn Teens 'It's Gay To Smoke'

Ah the Onion, it's like heaven but with layers, smelly smelly layers. Oh yes, and with the inspiration for Funyuns. Dammit, now I'm hungry.

I need a QuikTrip running man servant.

Blog World: Missed Connections

Artist Sophie Blackall, from New York, scours the Missed Connections section of Craigslist and creates these brilliant illustrations capturing the odd, sometimes desperate, sometimes hilarious aspects of the site.

I look at these a lot with my eyes and find them interesting with my brain.

Check out the blog here.

Aw, Another Nazis On The Move? Movie Trading Cards

Automatic Lifestyle Dispenser has a collection of improbable movie trading cards. The most important lesson of this particular one? Nazis had Jew hating dogs as well. True story.

Check out the whole shebang here.

Want To Cry? Give These Folks A Ring

I mean, sure it was the early 90s but come on? What was so bad back then? We didn't have mainstream gays and the nation was good and republican. It was a win/win/win situation.

Boo! "Authentic" Ghost Photos

About.com (yes, it apparently still exists) has compiled a list of 25 images that have been scoured by experts and determined to not have been manipulated in any way. So here we go: it's ghost time.

I once saw a ghost, a ghost of corporate future. (20 points to you if you get the reference).

Check out all the images here.

Sluts Rejoice! Artificial Virginity Kit

Now, everyone who wants to be a "virgin" "can" with this kit from Gigimo (see it says so right there on the picturegraph)

According to the site the product gives you a wonderful sense of  good ol' Christian values everytime you get bent over.

"No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into your vagina carefully. It will expand a little and make you feel tight. When your lover penetrate, it will ooze out a liquid that look like blood not too much but just the right amount. Add in a few moans and groans, you will pass through undetectable. Its easy to use, clinically proven non-toxic to human and has no side effects, no pain to use and no allergic reaction. "

I bought one yesterday. Check out the product site here.

It's A Videogame Kind of Night

Yes, I just sat for the entire seven minutes of this video and I chuckled to myself thinking "ha". I'm just hardcore like that.

Video has a bit of naughty language in it, so don't go "Hey Christian Billy! Watch this here video about Mario!" and then have Christian Billy throw holy water all over your crotch.

Tee Hee: Videogame Character Facebook Status

College Humor has put together a pretty freaking hilarious string of videogame characters Facebook statuses (I mean, you did read the title of this post, yes?)

I find them amusing and I giggle, in a manly hairy toes kind of way.

Check them out here

Must Have: 5 Pound Gummi Bear

I will not go all Hedwig and retreat back to my bland less complicated confections. I would make sweet sweet Gummi love to it.

Don't worry, baby, I'll be gentle.

Ew, Chocolate Covered Candy Corn

I mean, it's kind of like wrapping a hemorrhoid in a hernia isn't it? You can indeed have too much of a...thing.

Thanks to Cisco for the unsavory tip.

Let's Go See: RAGE

I feel that my life may depend on it. Save my life. True story.

I mean, seriously, half of the cool people ever are in it.

Ads: Amsterdam Anti-discrimination

Amsterdam (has strudel!) has issued a series of anti-discrimination ads that are quite well done.  Unfortunately it can be slightly skewed into saying that beneath every burkah is a supermodel and within every wife-beater wearing gay man is a....wife?

Enjoy.