Blog World: People of Public Transit

You do not ask the dismemberment lady what she's doing. She asks you. Then collects your legs of course. So, from what I'm told this is People of Walmart's sister site, proving that crazy ass people are all around you, not just shopping for bargain basement prices.

Check it out here.

What In the Gay Hell? New Aqua Video

So, these are the people who did "Barbie Girl". To me that's kind of like telling a kid that Darth Vader was a backup singer for Lady Gaga before he hit the bigtime.

Tegan and Sara Wear Nautical Clothes, Like Cutouts

The new album is amazing, by the way. Much like replacing the head of a kitten in an oversized black and white print with your own.

Top Ten Toys To Make You Gay

Liquid Generation has compiled this list of the 10 gayest toys ever. Surprisingly enough, I didn't have a single one of these. However, I did sneak time with my cousin's pogo ball. The TOY, perv.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip, who knows all about the homosexuality.

Your Door Definitely Just Felt Me Up

Amsterdamn designer Naomi Thellier de Poncheville decided that doors aren't friendly/creepy enough for her taste and decided that we need more android affection when we're leaving or coming into a room. The perfect answer? A metal hand. Let the door humping commence. 

This Is So Old, But Make Your Sex More Pork Scented

This just gives "squeal like a pig" a whole new meaning. However, that marketing writes itself.

Gives J&D a call.
Yes, that's right, Burt Reynolds has endorsed it.

Thanks to Cisco for insisting upon this, because this is everyday activity in Texas.

The Beatles Go Digital, Again

All of the fab fours newly remastered albums (that's 14 for you folks who worship Satan) are coming to the world of USB. On December 8th the Beatles collection will be on a $289  jump drive. I mean, it's shaped like an apple, and that's neat and all but almost $300? You're paying $20 per album and then a giant chunk more for a plastic apple.  I prefer red delicious anyway. 

It's An Animal Kind of Day: Bears Sans Fur Mystifies Folks

Zookeepers and scientists in Leipzig, Germany are baffled because Dolores (seen here in her sad state) has lost all of her bear fur. (no not the hairy gay guys, the real life bears, you know roarrr and all that jazz). It's not just her but the entire female population here seems to be going hairless. Somewhere in one of these caves is an ungodly huge stash of Nair. I blame Cosmo.

Read more here. Pray for the bear hair folks. 

Bugs. Really Close Up Bugs

Photographer Igor Siwanowicz has taken a veritable crap load of really high res super close up photos of the creepy crawly things that weren't featured in Paranormal Activity. Check out the gallery here.

Repeat After Me Bitch! I Come in the Name of Jesus!

This is the true meaning of Christmas.

Evil Hat of Smiling Doom!

happiness hat from Lauren McCarthy on Vimeo.

So, in short, if one wore this for more than a day you'd have a permanent Jack Napier after the acid vat look about you.

10 points to people who actually know who Jack Napier is.

Most Awesome Wedding Cake Ever:

This cake exemplifies everything that is good and holy in this world. It's true, because as the Bible says in Buzz Lightyear 4:19:

A couple that slays zombies together stays together, with proper tithing and her being willing to take it up the bum every now and then.

Amen.

Liberache Has Met His Equal: Adam Lambert

Ok, so there is gay and then there is this sugary neon too pink far too 80s tranny glam not terribly functional glove makeup extravaganza of ponies and rainbows.

Your move, Elton John

New Peaches Video: I Feel Cream

So she's decidedly less terrifying than in the "Lose You" video. Go have gay sex to this song. It's like viagra to the Lady Gaga circuit I hear.

Ah, A Return, With Kelly Clarkson

So, sorry I haven't been on for a hot minute. School has been kicking my ass (literally, I have bruises). So tonight will mark at least a temporary return to form with me putting up various pictures/videos with one or two quips intended to make me look remotely interesting.

Case in point: Kelly Clarkson dressed as Stewie. I don't really have anything to say except for a written pondering on why there's the slit above the face hole.

And Cisco, I did get your emails and I will scope out what you sent me :P