Where Children Sleep

James Mollison created this stirring project on children's rights utilizing various children from around the world and the bedroom's they call their own. Some pretty heavy and gorgeous stuff.

This post is for you, Emily.

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Alarm Clock

I did find myself fearing for the bird's life. Then I remembered I hate all things and carried on. (no, I don't hate Chris Evans, so that was a lie)

I'm gonna try this on my boyfriend just linger above the bed in my underwear ducking and going 'cuck coooo' over and over until he wakes up.

Just 'Cause: Acapella Matrix

In case you had ever watched The Matrix and said "I wonder what this would sound like with one guy making all the noise".

I had, and now my prayers/drunken musings have been answered.

Thank the lord/wine.

Chris Evans Does GQ

There really wasn't too much to say. Here's Chris Evans being all sexy and stuff in GQ.

So yeah. That happened.

Who Wants To See Me Do My Penguin?

Method Shapeshifting with Marshall Allman from Janina Gavankar

Aw, True Blood. You amuse me.

This video is slightly (yes) NSFW due to naked boys, pubes and humping.
God, that's the best sentence I've ever typed on here.

Pray They Aren't A Rapist

No, this is stupid cute. I want to go meet a hand on wall stranger now.

Music Dump Pt 2: Husky Rescue

So this is quite possibly my favorite new song in a few months. It feels so very mid 90's and it brings back waves of nostalgia for me. These consist mostly of Spice Girls posters and sneak masturbating to BSB videos. Ah, the life of a young homo.

On an unrelated note, I want this hedgehog outfit thing she works.

Music Dump Pt 1: Esben and the Witch

I know it's a few months old, but here's a delightfully bloody and bruised video for "Marching Song" from Esben and the Witch's debut album. You should grab it. It's good. Like 4th of July hot dog good.

Will Have: Steampunk Wedding Cake

So if the man and I can ever get married, I'm going to have a steampunk cake much like this one. However, instead of gears, I think I'll have mechanical balls all over it. Simply to hammer home the homo thing, in case the two guys at the altar didn't clue folks in.

New Dream House?

Number one: it's pretty as balls (and those are pretty)
Number two: It's in Australia. (the land of sex and accents)
Number three: It's VERY pretty.

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To Watch List: Brave

Yes, it looks awesome. I do, however, have a question. Why is it every time there's a movie in Scotland it *has* to have the word Brave in it?

Ponder it.

Take That Commies

So this is what happens when you build Communist statues...

Superman and what appears to be Santa Claus and Ronald McDonald tear that bitch up.

You see that look the Man of Steel is giving Ronald? That's right: It's envy.

The Good Just Doesn't Stop

That's right: A MST3K headboard.

Now Servo and Crow can make snide witty comments about your sexual performance and nocturnal flatulence patterns.

Win.

Best. Acting. Ever.

Colin Firth, we need that bloody Oscar back. Things were obviously rigged for this gentleman not to win.

On a secondary note, how helpful is it that we learn Spanish during?

The answer: Very.

You Guys Probably Haven't Noticed...

but I've been on a bit of a hiatus. There's just something (the aliens) not telling me to blog. It had gotten to the point where it felt like a job and not the amazing fun times it used to be. Also, it seems I've found myself out of things to say rather often. So, my hiatus will continue until I feel like I can actually put out something that my friends will find interesting/amusing and not this lazy crap I've been providing.