Star Wars Invades Other...Things

Graphic designer Matthew Ranzetta has created a series of rather bad ass posters for random movies using applicable Star Wars imagery. I hate him. They look lovely. Enjoy. Here.

More Potter-ness, Because We're All Obsessive.

Movie Trailers - Movies Blog

Here we are with a lovely video proving everyone is sexier with a British accent. It is now quantifiable fact. Just like lemonade is the square root of donkey.

'Oh Brother, These Two Don't Know What's Going On'

Yes, it's more Chloe. And there are two others I'm tempted to post.

Don't judge, because Marmaduke is in theaters. Go forth and...marma....duke. That's a verb right?

God Does Hate 'Em

I'm bringing one of these to one of my next dead soldier protests. The world needs to know.

Thanks to Cisco for the tip off.

Harry Potter and the Inappropriate Trailer

I would have seen each around 8 times probably. But I'm into little hairy elves like that.

Mamika: Bad Ass Grandmother

French photographer Sacha Goldberger has taken photos of his 91 year old grandmother dressed up as the latest super hero to hit the streets in a series of pretty amazing photographs. Check out the entire gallery here and learn just how big of a slut Superman really is. (the answer...he is a big slut).

Susan Sarandon Vamping It Up

Susan Sarandon, Jane Fonda and others have posed for V Magazine's "Who Cares About Age" issue. Tim Curry would be proud of her hair I think. I has some Transylvanian pomp to it.

I Giggled Like A 3 Year Old

It's actually insufferably boring for the first half, but wait. There are zombie kittens attacking Paris as we speak. (this ties in somehow I believe)

I Need A Bag Of This Tragic Immediately

My oh my. You should look up his endorsing promo shot. He felt the need to keep his hoodie wide open for us. I don't the the chips give you abs like those. Now *those* I would buy.

Note the "Stay in school" message on the bag. I don't think people who listen to rap read do they? *Can* they?

Well This Makes Jurassic Park Even Worse

Not only was it fully of schlocky Spielberg directing. It was historically inaccurate. In yet more news that ruins all our childhood notions of dinosaurs (since Triceratops apparently didn't technically exist), they are now rather convinced that the T Rex looked like big bird.

Except bigger.

Feel free to want to cry. It's normal. It's also normal to remember I could technically say they were actually zig zag patterned with little plastic crowns on top and possibly be correct.

The *Official* Get Some Video

A while back, I posted about Lykke Li's new single Get Some and it had a little video go to along with it.

It wasn't enough for her! NO, She wanted more.


So....here it is

My Dragonette Obsession Continues

I'm starting to believe I could listen to Martina just go "I Have herpes I have AIDS I have legs that go for days!" over and over again and be happy.

Speaking of which...I think I just wrote the best ditty for infected prostitutes ever.

Best Cake Ever

I'm gonna figure out how to make that pile of awesome bloody goodness. Then I'm gonna eat it.

The Only Reason To Watch CBS

Is, unbelievably, a remake of Hawaii 5-0. God bless Alex O'Loughlin. and baby platypi. They need all the help they can get.

Felicia Day Makes My Face Happy

I know this is older than approximately half the United States citizenry, but I didn't know about it ok? I was busy you know...doing stuff. My neighbors called the cops.

Just Gorgeous: Black Swan Poster

This is the kind of stuff that simultaneously makes me want to stop my chosen career path because I'm not that awesome while making me want to bust my ass even harder.

Decisions decisions. Like right now I could go to bed or I could lather myself in peanut butter.

Takei Will Mess Your Shit Up

Delightful. Enough said.

Except for that god awful song at the end. If you're promoting anti suicide, please please make a song that doesn't make *me* want to kill myself. No I'm just kidding. I only wanted to stab my ears shut.

Musicals: The Minimalist Posters of Minimalist Awesomenessly Minimalism

Deviantart user bleat31337 (an insanely awesome guy that I know and adore) created a series of minimalist posters for several of the biggest and most badass musicals around (yes musicals can be bad ass, much like gerbils if you give them guns).

Check out the whole gallery here.

Don't Mess With My Fambily!

Yes, it was Election Day. But since the world is practically ending and people who called themselves Tea Baggers at one point are winning left and right I'm going to focus on something we can all care about: SNL veterans being awesome.

Be awe struck. Be bedazzled amazed and otherwise stupefied.