The End of Year Scissor Sisters News Special

It's special because it's the last one, also because it's French. and by French I mean grainy.

A new album in 2011? Tease me not, I shan't be able to go on. Now my hopes are up. Damn you metamucil!

Full-On Rorschachian Awesomeness

Here's an awesome journal experiment from L Filipe dos Santos, where there's a spread with a random paint pattern that he turns into rather gorgeous creations. Check out the full collection here.

2010's Most Controversial Magazine Covers

So do you remember back in 1999 when magazines were used for more than spare toilet paper? I do, although I was ahead of the curve apparently when I used it for said reasons. I'm a trendsetter like that. Anyway, Flavorwire has counted down the 10 most controversial magazine covers for your reading enjoyment. Check out the full list here.

What In The Dog Poop Hell? Kackel Dackel

Oh, how I long for the simpler days, when games didn't consist of rainbow colored dog feces. Is it too much to ask for?

Fair Fair Fair, White White White

Yet another amazing Advice for Young Girls segment. Fruit is bad for you. I once ate a banana that tried to rape me on the way down.

How Literally Potter

I had to do some very odd posting techniques to post this due to some very odd non-embedding techniques employed by the creator of said content on the tube of yous.

MORTAL KOMBAT!

Typewriter Art = Type-y

Keira Rathbone is a British artist who uses her handy dandy ancient technology known as a typedestroyer typewriter to create rather gorgeous pieces of art. Such as the one seen above. I, however, am rather confident that I can do the same thing here in the context of aaronthebond. Let's see.



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^ See, it's a duck. Take that Rathbone.

Chris Evans + Evan Rachel Wood

Make me want to (chest) buy something..I'm not sure what it (chest) is they're peddling...

Chest. Chest.

The Real Unicow!

Apparently, a Chinese cow has become quite the ladies cow, er, tourist attraction after it has been shown to have a unicorn like horn growing out of the center of its head. Snazzy, you sexy cow you.

All the cool kids knew, however, that Unicow existed a long time ago. Proof:

My Parents' House, In The Medium of Gingerbread

Oh the good ol' days. I miss hanging out by the penis mural. It always cheered me up. Check out the possible others? (or who knows it takes you through a magical portal) on flickr by searching for Jane Hansen.

Too Much Tweaking: "Invisible Light" Video

1. Where is Del Marquis so I can stare at him?
2. Where is Ian McKellen's filmed footage?
3. Why did they cut out half his little talky part? I wanted to hear "Laser gaze/gays" *pew pew, oh girl!*

Anyhoo, it's a rather interesting clip none the less, inspired, it seems by 60s Surrealist films. Neato burrito. With a crying clown.

Well No Wonder Everyone Has One

Perhaps Zuckerberg is a genius. Or perhaps someone needed to get some to this point. Hmm, I will ponder.

WINTER 10 MIX: Again! A Lesson In Obscurity PART TWO!

Due to actual demand (believe it or not people *did* get in contact with me about this) there's now a sequel to the "Lesson in Obscurity" mix from a few months ago. Here's a good sampling of what everyone who has the brain cells to be reading this should be listening to. DL it, enjoy. Repeat.

Grab it over here.

Blog World: Fake Criterions

Because crap movies need interesting artsy covers too, there's Fake Criterions. Which gives crap movies...interesting artsy covers. So yeah...that....worked out well.

Check out all the splendor and glory here.

Giggle. Sarah Palin Doesn't Read. NOOOO!?

Oh Conan, your hair pleases me.

Blog World: Kim Jong-Il Looking At Things

It's exactly what it sounds like. And yes, it's as awesome too.

Check out the Asian general confusion

New Sia Video: "I'm In Here"

Watch. be soothed/depressed. There's an airplane! This is also like...the one slow song on the album.

Could This Lead to Less Road Rage or DEATH FROM STUFF!?

This is yet another way to improve those god awful circles of doom that the government calls 'traffic lights'. It's part of Obama's conspiracy probably (it's because he's black I hear). Sarah Palin told me. Then she spit out a special baby. Ohhhh too much. Or just enough?

Regardless, This is a lovely/deadly confusing stop light that shows how much longer you'll have to wait/go. Ponder it. Cisco deserves thanks again, as well as a new shiny button.

I Missed These...

Due to the following:

1. Target Hates us gays now.
2. I haven't had time to breathe, much less watch commercials
3. I ate tacos at some point in the last month

One of these isn't relevant.

Thanks to Cisco for the round about recommendation that brought me eventually to this. :P

I Keep Forgetting to Post, So This is Applicable

It's Fefe Dobson, with amnesia. How 'citing. Also, they edited the most ridiculously random part of this song. 10 awesome people points to those who know the bit. Paid in awesome people dollars, which I just got finished with. I sniffed the sharpie a lot.