This is How It Happens?

Jesus is coming back as a cannibalistic toddler girl.

Sweet. That's exactly how I pictured it. Beau Dieu my ass France.

End of the World Post One

So far, I'm not dead. In fact, I'm quite the opposite.

Sings:

"I....I feel so alive....for the very first time....blah blah blah blah....christian band with dreads!"

Mayhap the world *is* ending.

Exactly What It Will Be Like

I predicted it here first, a whole 3 days before the world ends. That's what they call.....unimpressive future detection abilities.

Word.

The Gaga Lineup

Number 7 stole a loaded grocery cart of potatoes from Piggly Wiggly. Then used them to make a dress.

A Lesson For You Homos (Me)

That is all.

Thanks to the awesomeness that is B.

Oh Me and Fefe, We Like This ::Crosses Fingers::

Yes, I know that some of you don't approve of my Dobson obsession, to you I say listen to this and not find it catchy and awesome sauce. I dare you to the power of infinity duck.

Talented? Mayhap

I mean, yes, you can play three instruments rather well and simultaneously....but how bad did your math grades suffer?

I kid I kid. This is relatively bad ass.

Because Nothing is Gayer Than A Man in A Jock

Well, where to begin? This judge ^ decided to go on this most...gay....gay rant ever. He presided over a pedophile case (ew) and insisted the man couldn't just be a perv, he *had* to be. As....gay as a sweet smelling jockstrap.

For realsies.

Read the rest here.

Thanks to NaCisco

Skewing Via Verbatim

Ah, sometimes they deliver. Like Domino's. I want pizza.

Speaking of Size

Here's a series of fun artsy things done by a person who is apparently French because the website is either in French or I have taken ecstasy. It's a weird side effect, I know but....Je ne donne pas une merde.

Check out the rest here

Could be Disheartening

Well, except for me of course. There's a "well done" measurement at the end you see....

Eh oh, dick jokes. That's what I'm doing. I gotta go to bed.

Roll a D-6 Roll a D-6

This would probably be funnier if I was up on popular music. I believe I heard this song once at a birthday party and had to have what a G6 was explained to me.

Good times.

Yeah, He Plays A Gay...

but actress? C'mon now. That's just mean. He has a beard!

Random Hot: Daniel Garofali

That's him. He's pretty.  That's all there really is to say? He was photographed by Sonny Tong, that's something else. And he's fit. Let's look at him more.

See?

The Original Charlie Bucket: Right

Fuh real?

Fuh real.

Time is a fickle bitch, much like fate.

Gaga's "Judas": Don't Watch if You Have to Pee

It's *almost* a return to form for dear little Gaga after the train wreck that was Born This Way. We can all rest assured that she is not birthing an entire nation of "retarded" Madonna babies.

Yay us!

Epic: Harry Potter = rettoP yrraH :cipE

Aaron wants to see even more now. It's like...a curse. Ohhhh a magic joke. God I'm brilliant, why have I not been on SNL yet?

Oh yes, the moobs.

It's a Yay America Kind of Night

So it looks like Osama bin Laden is what the Russians call dead. That's pretty neat. That's why we elected a black guy. They're good at minority on minority violence.

That's really wrong to say. They're good at killing white people too.

Aye-oh!

Just kidding, black people aren't really "good" at anything.


No, for real.

Neither am I.

Presidential Gold

If all of his speeches were like this, I think I'd remember why I voted for him. Obviously, if all speeches were this dire, it would get to be a drag though.