It's Florence Time

Florence + The Machine - You've Got The Love

Florence and The Machine | MySpace Music Videos

So at least England is getting it right, Florence + The Machine's album has finally taken over the number one spot on their charts after 28 weeks in the top 40. Awesome sauce.

In other news, her videos keep getting less and less cool...but she's still neat.

Other News: Christina Hendricks Is Insanely Hot

That's pretty much it. Who would have thought watching Saffron on Firefly would thing she'd be all super-glitzy and on one of the best shows in recent memory? Me, actually (I never lie, btw)

America, I Give Up: Golden Globes Edition

So we have officially sold our souls.  Satan himself, James Cameron has won Best Picture (Drama) and Best Director for Avatar Pocahontas 2. Proving, for once and all, that we just don't give a shit.

Kudos, America.

Random: Picasso Doing Light-Graffiti

Yeah, he did that too.  He also boarded a UFO and recorded "Thriller" years before Jackson did. Your move Monet, oh no, you're dead.

Check out some more of the shots here.

Ridiculous Or A Little Cool? Jaguar Cycle

Massow Concept Cycles have developed this doozy of a bike modeled after a Jaguar (the animal, not necessarily the car of the same name/design of cat...that's just....very...coincidental...but probably)

So what do we think? Is it insanely retarded or a stroke of kitty bike genius? Both? Neither? Soup?

New! Tiesto Feat. Tegan and Sara

You put these two in anything and I'd watch it/listen to it. I think they'd make one helluva Pringles commercial now that you mention it. One helluva Pringles commercial indeed.


Mmmm...sour cream and onion.

Old But Far Too Good To Ignore

This works irritatingly well to me. There are problems when something blends like this. Problems like the space time continuum has been compromised, or if you're in of Montreal, something about controllerspheres whatever the gay hell that is.

Well, Good To Know: Pornography Numbers

If you click it, it will grow.

So there, now you know that if you're a guy looking to get into porn it pays about what a retail manager would make. but it pays....in vagina. Think about it.

Reiterate The Sadness: Top 5 Selling Singles Of The Decade

"Qua?"

just "qua?"

I also realized that I stopped listening to mainstream music before I...thought I did? I had heard each of these songs before (mostly not in their entirety) but the only one I knew knew was from 2001. Go me. I eat applesauce.

Surprise: Palin Joins The Ranks Of Fox News

Sarah Palin (Moose Spice) has joined the most conservative group in the entire world, the Jehovah's Witnesses,  Fox News. She shall be a political commentator on Fox News Channel, Fox News Business, Foxnews.com, and some other random outlet for her to spew gibberish and the middle class women who feel Hilary is too "successful" at her job. About the position Palin said:

"I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news."

Proving once and for all, she's a genius.

Star Wars: The Burlesque Show

LA Weekly has several (several is french for 40) shots of a local Burlesque club who decided that they needed more virgin semen (for the ritual of course). So they thought to themselves, what would give us the most (virginal semen)? then they thought: Star Wars.  And there were Star Wars and the Lord saw that it was good...and stuff.

Check out tons of pics here.

Zordon: Racist Head

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

This has been obvious since I was 6, but none the less, enjoy.

Please Stop Butchering Movies, America Vol 1

Mark your calenders and prepare to not go to the movies on October 1st. Why, you ask? That would be because America (this place) has decided that nearly perfect Danish vampire movies are stupid. Therefore the Hollywood version of "Let the Right One In" aptly titled "Let Me In" (I suppose so no one gets confused by the lengthy 5 word version) is being remade by Cloverfield director Matt Reeves.

So not only are remakes getting less and less worried about how soon they come out from the original (this was last year people). But British accents are no longer tolerable (see: both versions of "Death at a Funeral")

I'm moving to Europe.

You've Seen It All Before

No wonder it's selling so well, it's the Pocahontas we've always dreamed of (ie without Native Americans). I can't wait until Avatar 2: Harrah's of Pandora.

Hell, make way for me.

That Put Me In A LOST Mood

So, here at Aaronthebond (here being my desk), we (we being I) wanted to try to create a series of super minimalist LOST promo pictures for each season. Tonight is season 1. Thoughts? Favorites? Indegestion?