Thursday, October 22, 2009

WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! Giant Seagulls In Australia



::giggle giggle:: no, but for serious, I gave my grandmother a heart attack when she watched this.

Just kidding, She's already dead.

Tee Hee: Star Wars Was Noisy



This happened to me at my aunts house once, except instead of a garbage chute I was in her bedroom. And instead of laser pistols, I was singing Whitney Houston wearing her lipstick.

I know, eerily similar.

Sorry for so many videos today, I'm too tired to look at pictures, I have to imagine them moving that way.

He's Australian? ::Swoon::



I'll type more...later.

::wipes drool::

Can't Wait To Pee? Don't



So, A Chinese company has decided to make a carseat that you can just lift up a flap and pee in. I can see several problems with this.

1. Having a penis
2. Having on clothes
3. Asians driving

Oh I'm just kidding. We should buy them Hot Wheels to feel included.

The Best Daylight Savings Time Advert. Ever.



I demand British citizenship. Now. All I need is money, a plane ticket, a passport and several other unimportant things.

I watched this approximately 3 times. In a row.

Brilliantly Done



Republicans, take note.

Friday, October 16, 2009

Japanese People Are Evil



Can you think of any other excuse? No wonder they're so bad at driving, they're nervous wrecks from the tv there.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Florence + The Machine Sings In The Park



Ah yes, I have a female crush.

This Art Is Made From FLIES! Arhrhhh!

 

I'm not really sure who did this, how they killed the flies sans smushing or why. The only thing that really matters I suppose is that there's a person taping flies to paper and drawing around them. Are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Jesus is back.

Check out the gallery here

Nom Nom! Steampunk Wedding Cake



Mike's Amazing Cakes based in Seattle, made this...amazing cake. I would nom to the power of 5+8.

Blog World: Regretsy



For those why the hell not moments that grip us all from time to time (thinks back fondly on my Barbie Salon head), there's Regretsy. Showing you all the stuff you weren't stupid enough to buy, but that several people were trying to peddle.

Check it out here

I'm Confused



You tell me.


You.
Tell.
Me.

Awesome Pulp Fiction (For Real, Not The Movie) Covers


Flickr user Hang Fire Books has compiled a series of 16 "ugly" bookcovers and posted them so you, the people, can see them. Anyone who can call this important piece of literature ugly is a baboon wearing a hot topic tee. Guaranteed.

Check it out here. (the books, not the baboon)

Russian Band Decides Naked Guys Best Way To Promote Music


Note: I tried to ensure there was no peen in this photo. If you see said peen, look away!

So there's a Russian band who's name is...Russian and they have a video out for their song....song in Russian. I mean seriously, they have 6's as letters or something, it's all quite confusing. Anyway, if you're home (NOT AT WORK PEOPLE) and you want to see odd dancing naked men and a guy with no hands, you've come to the right place.

Check it out here (again reminding this is extremely NSFW)

Blog World: Don't Judge My Hair


Ah the good old days, when hairspray was cheap and in aerosol cans. It was a great time of Reaganomics and porn with too much pubic hair, a simpler time. Check out all these amazing examples of why people with big hair are much happier than us small haired folk. Look here!