If you click it, it will grow.
So there, now you know that if you're a guy looking to get into porn it pays about what a retail manager would make. but it pays....in vagina. Think about it.
Tuesday, January 12, 2010
Reiterate The Sadness: Top 5 Selling Singles Of The Decade
"Qua?"
just "qua?"
I also realized that I stopped listening to mainstream music before I...thought I did? I had heard each of these songs before (mostly not in their entirety) but the only one I knew knew was from 2001. Go me. I eat applesauce.
Monday, January 11, 2010
Surprise: Palin Joins The Ranks Of Fox News
Sarah Palin (Moose Spice) has joined the most conservative group in the entire world, the
"I am thrilled to be joining the great talent and management team at Fox News. It's wonderful to be part of a place that so values fair and balanced news."
Proving once and for all, she's a genius.
Star Wars: The Burlesque Show
LA Weekly has several (several is french for 40) shots of a local Burlesque club who decided that they needed more virgin semen (for the ritual of course). So they thought to themselves, what would give us the most (virginal semen)? then they thought: Star Wars. And there were Star Wars and the Lord saw that it was good...and stuff.
Check out tons of pics here.
Sunday, January 10, 2010
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Please Stop Butchering Movies, America Vol 1
Mark your calenders and prepare to not go to the movies on October 1st. Why, you ask? That would be because America (this place) has decided that nearly perfect Danish vampire movies are stupid. Therefore the Hollywood version of "Let the Right One In" aptly titled "Let Me In" (I suppose so no one gets confused by the lengthy 5 word version) is being remade by Cloverfield director Matt Reeves.
So not only are remakes getting less and less worried about how soon they come out from the original (this was last year people). But British accents are no longer tolerable (see: both versions of "Death at a Funeral")
I'm moving to Europe.
You've Seen It All Before
No wonder it's selling so well, it's the Pocahontas we've always dreamed of (ie without Native Americans). I can't wait until Avatar 2: Harrah's of Pandora.
Hell, make way for me.
Tuesday, January 5, 2010
That Put Me In A LOST Mood
So, here at Aaronthebond (here being my desk), we (we being I) wanted to try to create a series of super minimalist LOST promo pictures for each season. Tonight is season 1. Thoughts? Favorites? Indegestion?
Monday, January 4, 2010
New LOST Supper Promo Pic
ABC has released yet another promo pic for the final season of LOST. I mean, sure they're better than the school of the damned photos that were released earlier, but it still feels like they aren't really trying anymore. Battlestar Galactica's Last supper promo was far more awesome, mostly because I have a straight crush on # Six.
Alas, enjoy Jesus Locke.
The Worlds Tallest Building...Now Doing Buildingy Things
So the Burj Dubai opened today, standing at an outrageous 2683 feet tall. Just so you understand the ridiculous awesomeness of it, the Arabian Business says:
So does anyone else remember when the new World Trade Center was going to be the new tallest building in the world at 1776 feet tall? We fail.The Burj Dubai is expected to use an average of 946,000 litres of water each day. During peak cooling conditions, the tower will drink up around 12,500 tons of cooling – equal to the cooling capacity offered by about 10,000 tons of melting ice. On to electricity, and the tower will power through around 50 MVA of electricity at peak times – the equivalent of having some 500,000 100-watt lightbulbs burning at the same time . . . Courtesy of Dubai's steamy climate, the Burj Dubai is expected to sweat out a significant amount of condensation – particularly in the summer months. These droplets will be siphoned off to a tank in the basement car park, and used to water the tower's plants and landscaping features. It's expected that 15,000 litres – enough to fill 20 Olympic-sized pools- will be gathered each year . . . There will be 1,044 residential apartments, 49 office floors and the Armani Hotel Dubai, which will have 160 rooms spread amongst the first 39 floors. Additional features include an eleven hectare park, six water features and space for 3,000 underground parking spaces . . . In the event of fire – don't panic. You won't be expected to walk down all 162 floors if the lifts are out-of-service. Instead, there are pressurized, air-conditioned refuge areas every 25 floors or so, where you can huddle to await rescue.
Because Blue Is Beautiful
Ah, I'm so glad she's expanded beyond her Latina norms. You go girl, etc etc. I tried to do this look years ago and people just made fun. I'm ahead of my time. Yet, James Cameron is making all the money.
Bastard.
Sunday, January 3, 2010
Also New(ish) Gossip's Love Long Distance
Beth Ditto is some kind of slightly obese god. I want to make lesbian-gay we don't actually have sex babies with her. Just so they can have her voice...and her awesomeness.
Gays, No Way. You're Not Related So It's Wrong
Just because why not. Surprisingly both NY and California are on the list of those that let us cousins marry. I thought that was just here.
We got a lovely chip and dip when I got married to Sue Beth.
New(ish) Electric Six. Absolutely NSFW!
Electric Six "Body Shot" (2009) - NSFW 18+ from Another Reybee Productions, Inc. on Vimeo.
Please, under no circumstance play this video at work, or at home. Unless you enjoy lots of boobies. Not just those fit girl kind either. The old and the rotund are equally adored in this, yet another silly fun time, by Electric Six.
I had no idea this album was out...I can't keep up anymore
Friday, January 1, 2010
Vampires Were So 2009
In this new age of 2010, we, as a culture are so beyond the vampire craze that swept the world last year. Now, it's all about the angels. No, not that Gabriel Biblical crap. Real angels...that suck energy from humans and are very sexy.
And they tell us gays we're going to hell.
Happy new year!
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