At The Screening Of The Fil'lm

I found this amusing. It's also 3 in the morning and I've been working nonstop on school projects.

DON'T JUDGE ME!

Potter in a Bra

I don't think you're hideous Daniel. Just very very short and elflike. I made you some pointy toe slippers. If you don't wear them I'll be hurt forever.

New Battlestar Galactica Spinoff

SyFy has ordered a two hour pilot of another Battlestar prequel that's not as...prequelly. Battlestar Galactica: Blood and Chrome will focus on a young Adama (who hopefully will be remotely as hot as Jamie Bamber) in the tenth year of the first Cylon War. SyFy's official announcement said the following:

Battlestar Galactica: Blood & Chrome takes place in the 10th year of the first Cylon war. As the battle between humans and their creation, a sentient robotic race, rages across the 12 colonial worlds, a brash rookie viper pilot enters the fray. Ensign William Adama, barely in his 20’s and a recent Academy graduate, finds himself assigned to the newest battlestar in the Colonial fleet… the Galactica. The talented but hot-headed risk-taker soon finds himself leading a dangerous top secret mission that, if successful, will turn the tide of the decade long war in favor of the desperate fleet. “The ‘Galactica’ universe as re-imagined by Ron Moore and David Eick is rich with possibilities and backstory,” said SyFy’s Mark Stern. “We jumped at the chance to revisit the William Adama character and explore this exciting chapter in the BSG narrative which falls between the events of the original series and the prequel, ‘Caprica,’ currently airing on Syfy.” “While maintaining the themes of politics, social propaganda, and the timeless question: what does it mean to be human? – ‘Blood & Chrome’ will also return us to the authentic, relentless depiction of combat and the agony and ecstasy of human-Cylon war, which was the hallmark of ‘Battlestar Galactica’s’ early seasons,” said Eick. Michael Taylor wrote the teleplay from a story by Eick, Taylor and Bradley Thompson & David Weddle.

Let the dorkiness commence.

Elvira's Scissor Sister Halloween Special

I want some of the plastic she's using. for real. Cher could take some lessons. Four to be exact. Four lessons. And a tube of chapstick.

Our favorite weather lady Amanda Lepore is back! Go watch it. See the fake breasts. Learn how to fight fire with water!

New Lykke Li!

Ms Lykke Li has posted a new single up for free on her official website. Here's a little visualizer-quality video to go with the track. You must go to the site and grab it! Otherwise Satan will play in your entrails. He told me.

Grab it here.

Someone Build *Me* An Ewok Village

This is a super neat treehouse. There it is, being a treehouse. Also being super neat.  It was apparently a New Zealand restaurant that is now used for private events and stuff (like a sweet "the Rebels won" party).

I'm Only Helping!

My new favorite commercial of you know...right now.

God I'm behind this month.

The Banksy Simpsons Intro

I shared some of the amazing art of Banksy a few months back here on the blog. I had heard that he did the couch gag for the latest episode of The Simpsons. I wasn't quite prepared for how kind of insanely depressing it was. It took some major cajones to give this to them to put on the air. Salute!

Could. Not. Look. Away.

This has made my evening. And wow there really are a lot of wankers on ChatRoulette.

It Needed More Hairspray

Add some Loreal to that shit.

There. Now it's Americanized.

Enjoy the new US version of La Roux's "In For The Kill" video. Contemplate amongst yourselves why it needed to be redone.

I Laughed, Therefore I'm Going To Hell

That's it, think about it and why you're going to be joining me. We'll eat at Taco Bell once we get there.

Some More LOST Promos I Did

I haven't quite finished with Season 4 yet, but this is what I have done thus far for it. Some of it's pretty bad ass if I do say so. Of course, I do say so. Because I said.....so

I Have Sucked At This

So I'm sincerely sorry for not providing you with side-splitting and/or eye-roll-inducing humor and news for the past few days. School + home maintenance + laziness does not a good combination make.

Forgive me! or else I'll be forced to try and muster up some tears to show that I really do care.

I Saw His Balls!

Scissor Sisters News has returned to at least a (moderately) entertaining format after last time's awful installment full of Katy Perry and Adam Lambert (gross). Dave Grohl explains his lawsuit for having to witness Mr. Shears' testicular glory.

Apparently This Is Chicken Nuggets

before it's turned into "chicken" again. So essentially, chicken nuggets are pepto bismol paste made from little chirpy birds.

Duly noted.

I Would Have Shit A Brick...

ADT has been running an awesome sauce ad campaign down in Chile (why don't we get cool things here?) that involves them slipping a box that when not held flat resumes its full cubic shape.

When the apartment dweller returns home they're greeted by a creepy little box that says "Breaking into your apartment is easier than you think".

Brilliant.

::gives who ever did this a jealous look and a vague notion of concern for their souls::

Chris Evans Isn't Playing Captain America

his biceps are.

::squeeze squeeze::

Oh my.

James Franco Drags It Out

He thinks you should stay for the night....and maybe a bite.

God please tell me the people who read this follows that for all it's comic gold.

Please. Someone.

I need a hug.

Zombie Index of Survival

Just in case you were settling into Zombieland and wanted to know *precisely* what kind of undead Woody and co would be dealing with, it's been put into handy dandy chart form for you. (see the...handy dandy chart....above).

Btw, Zombie Strippers is probably my favorite movie on this list.

The Apocalypse Is Nigh

Just in case God didn't hate us enough for inventing the Snuggie, now there's some electric version of the crap. I can only hope that everyone who buys one of these wears them through puddles.

Zap.

G.A.Y.S. Don't Believe in Gays

G.A.Y.S. (Guys Against You Serving) from Thomas Lennon

I have a crush on John Cho, just fyi. I'd gay up his military.

I used a euphemism there. and here too.

Oh, one over there, in the bushes.

Not New, But Awesome Dragonette "Fixin To Thrill"

I know I know, sometimes you're thinking "but Aaron you're so cutting edge, how can you not be on the...cutting edge of...everything?" To which I answer cutting edges are sharp. That's why they cut things, with their edges.

Having said all those eloquent things, Martina Sorbara's awesome dancey project Dragonette have been being awesome since last year and I just recently got into them. You should too

Also, sorry for the insane lack of blogging, I'm sure at least two of you were crying due to my absence. It's ok teddy bear, no one will ever leave you alone again I promise. And if your name were Baby, I'd never let anyone put you in a corner, unless you were being punished for you know like spilling milk or something, then I'd really be obligated, because cow teats are important parts of life.