Monday, September 14, 2009

Blog World: Animals With Lightsabers


I don't understand why you'd need an explanation. Go check it out here.

Patrick Swayze Dies :(


Patrick Swayze has succumbed to his battle with cancer. Miss Vida Boheme will never really die though, as long as there are young career girls to take her place.

La Roux Is Not Your Toy OK?



I think I know why I like her now. It's like Molly Ringwald and Tilda Swinton had a musica lesbian tryst that resulted in La Roux bursting forth from Tilda's forehead. That's how that works right?

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Captain Kirk Is Climbing A Mountain, Why Is He Climbing A Mountain?



I DARE you to not have it stuck in your head. Some band called Fall on your Sword decided to take a dvd extra with Shatner talking about why Kirk was climbing some mountain in some Star Trek thing.

I'll tell you why. To hug the mountain. To feel that mountain.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Poor Adorable Puppy



I'm getting to that point in the mornings. I lean to the right, muster my strength and flip for my life. It's all this damn cheese.

I apologize for the blatant adorableosity of this post. Sometimes I let my inner gay run wild.

Oh My: Tengu Egg Masturbators (A Bit NSFW)



Right...just right.

Blog World: There I Fixed It



Ah, the delights of thereIfixedit.com. It's like my childhood all over again. I too once had a part scaffolding part playground part satellite hookup. It was fantastic, until the repo man came.

Check out all the redneckery ghettofied goodness here

Experts In...Stuff Visit Old Volcano, Find Things



A group of scientist, cavers and filmmakers went into the remains of an ancient volcano in Papua New Guinea to find various rare species. Click here to see some pictures from their expedition. It's creepy/fascinating. Similar to the idea of old people having sex.

DJ AM's Death Pays Off: The Final Destination Is Still #1



So it seems that over the holiday weekend, all the cool kids were driving their new automobiles to their nearest cineplex and viewing moving pictures with three dimensional glasses. It's like a time warp, but without the jumps to the left.

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Why Not? Jesus Hitches A Dino Ride


Go bid on this on ebay. I want for christmas.

Blog World: People of Walmart



Yes, that's what that is on her hoodie. So you've heard it here first: Hitler condones Walmart. So if you're a Nazi, go ahead. (also applies to white trash and my sister ::glares at joey::)

Check the site out here.

It's Like A Garden, But, Y'know, Sideways


Patrick Blanc is a French Botanist who has installed this massive 8 story garden consisting of more than 12,000 plants onthe Athenaeum hotel in London.

It's pretty sweet, unless you have to water that shit. Check out the whole story here.