Somehow Missed: Kate Nash "Do-Wah-Doo"

I love silly 50s-60s throw back stuff and I love Kate Nash. Somehow, this slipped through the cracks, like Lindsey Lohan through the legal system.

Republican

That is all.

Reason #6 Inception is Amazing

Over at boingboing they are posting about the amazingness of Inception (which is amazing). They're pointing out the wonderful attention to detail. Click here to see their thoughts and learn where I steal things from. Go off now, on your bike.

Epic: Dexter Season 5 Trailer

My God I'm excited about this show. Don't read below here if you've somehow managed to not be up to date on one of the best shows on TV.

So it looks like Quinn is going to be the new Doakes. This is what I envisioned the character being like at his introduction in season 3 and I suppose they're gonna follow up on that. It almost structurally looks like they're trying to put an end to the show, I know that's not the case but it seems only fitting that since he's finally feeling guilty for something that things could snap and ends up getting caught.

Regardless, September can't get here fast enough.

Now Cooler: Joshua Jackson

Joshua Jackson decided to hold his own, separate event outside of Comic Con this year entitled, quite appropriately, Pacey-Con 2010.  He read fan fic, posed for pics and just generally had Paula Cole playing over a boombox. Yeah, his doable scale has moved up sans physical attraction.

One Never Mentions (Jane Austen) Fight Club

There were black women not in a slave  capacity in 18th century England? This is news to me. She can shove a bitch though.

Best, Worst and Most Confusing Cosplay at Comic Con 2010

As per usual, thousands of people descended up on San Diego for the annual Comic Con convention, and also as per usual thousands of people dressed or undressed (in the case of that ab-y person to the left ::touches::) as their favorite characters from you know...stuff. Tested has assembled a huge (850 pics!) gallery to show off nearly everyone you'd want to see. Check it out here 

BTW Fuck this post for the pictures being the most stupid jpegs this side of Sarah Palin.

Jack Should Stop Debating and Start Ejaculating

Two of my favorite things in life come together in a literal orgy of music, speculation and television. Everyone needs to go buy Garfunkel and Oates album, immediately.

"Fuck fuck fuck 'til the smoke monster takes you away!"

Thanks to Joey and Justin for the tippity do dah.

And Russia!

If she ever became president, we are moving to Canada or New Zealand. I expect you all to come with. We shall not be able to refudiate the notion ;)

Need: Princess Leia Apron

Nothing says "I bake a mean orange cake" like looking down at Carrie Fisher's jugs while doing so. Am I right or am I right?*

* the correct answer is "yes Aaron, you are right" right as rain in Spain on a plain bagel

Coolest Castles In The World

This post is essentially for everyone who is finally content in their 1500 square foot home to say "damn" and then get upset and want an upgrade. Enjoy the goodness here at Pondstone.

Dark....Light....Dark....Light

Aaron needs a GPS simply for this now. I never get lost, however, so it would be pointless I suppose. However Yoda's voice gets me hard. That alone could be worth it. ::looks up prices::

The Periodic Table of Swearing

If you click it, it will grow. If you offer oral sex to a cop, they may take you up on it.

If You Have a Father That Loves You, Run Away From Him

Everyone's favorite singing sea bitch princess is giving her best advice to you, the young girls and gays of the nation. Here we learn exactly how to catch the strange man of your dreams. Listen closely, you need all the help you can get.

Improv Star Wars opening on the NY subway. Neat.

I did this in my bathroom once. I played Princess Leia of course, shampoo bottles were the Storm troopers and the toilet made a rather convincing Vader. I didn't videotape it for fear of Lucas being jealous.

I should have watched the World Cup

Here's World Cup medalist (I didn't know they had medals, I thought they had...cups) Gerard Piqué looking scruffy and Spanish and sexy for Esquire España. Reason 145634 to move to Europe. Oggle, then get back to me.

She's A Stupid Bitch

Look children, it's the Sassy Gay Friend. I haven't seen any of these until just now, like right this moment in time and space. There are several, enjoy, feel the happiness, the warmth, the scarf.

Guilty Pleasure: Fefe Dobson's "Ghost"

That's right, I'm a Fefe fan. I have been since I was like 18. She is trying to make her "comeback" into mainstream success. I kinda liked it when only 12 year old girls and me loved her unabashedly. However, if she keeps making slightly corny yet awesome videos with shirtless boys like these consequently: then sell girl sell.

I Need To Print Some Of These

I'd run out rather quickly though. It could potentially be expensive.

Eek! Patrick Mohr Models

Designer Patrick Mohr unleas hed these hell-beasts upon Berlin Fashion week. Now, granted, perhaps he was making a statement about how ugly people can be beautiful in these clothes? Or maybe he just wanted to do something...weird? I blame Lady Gaga. Check out more of the horror over at Dlisted.


In other news, Fashion Weeks need their own Oscars now, with the obvious nod for Best Makeup going to this lot.

Robyn And AC/DC's Love Child: "Dancing On My Own All Night Long"

It either takes a visionary or a lot of pot to say "I bet these two songs would sound AWESOME together". So congrats DJ Schmolli, you're either a genius or a giant pot head. Perhaps both...simultaneously! You can download the track for free from here.

Price Tag Problems

Curiosities has compiled a list of some problematic placement of pricing...something that starts with "p" to keep this alliteration thing rolling. Ponies? Poorly adjusted pansies? I dunno.

Anyway check out the rest of their list here.

Neato: Anna Maria Espinosa "A Little Moonlight"

This isn't super new, but it is super awesome. So that counts. Check out her album "Glow Together" it's quite good. You shall thank me in the morning

Bad Ass: Wallpaper

So here is one room seen in normal light, then filtered through red blue and green. The effect is effin' fantastic and I totally need my entire apartment done like this depending on whether I'm in a skeletal, circulatory or muscular system mood. Check out the rest of the awesome design over here.

Deathly Hallows One Sheet: Yes?

It's official, we, as a society, cannot use whole words anymore. Instead of using the actual title of the movie, we can't even spell out the name of the main titular character. HP7 indeed. I'm surprised it's not HP7-1 and HP7-2. I do suppose that requires more time, we can't have that.

Having said that, I do enjoy the image.

Blog World: Tea Party Jesus

Oh those good ol' Tea partiers. They only know of three or four things: black people are evil, Jesus is good and the government is akin to Nazi Germany. For the rest of us, here's a site combining at least two of those into fun times.

Click here to see what the Lord of Conservative America has to say.

"Dancing On My Own" The Inescapably Sad Acoustic Version

The whole upbeat thing usually keeps the uber-sadness from getting to you in the released track. This is just depressing. However, she has been, since I was twelve, one of the most insanely talented women in the business and I just wish upon wish she'd show her amazing face in Atlanta. Unfortunately for us, we blow.

100 Greatest Movie Insults: NSFW Due To....Insults

Go, bask in the fuck-laden glory of this video. It will take ten minutes of your life, but you are guaranteed to enjoy it, unless you don't like fuck. But that makes you...you know against gay marriage or something. I forget which one means someone's thinking about you and get those mixed up.

Scissor Sisters TV: It Has A Butt On It

Perhaps I should go buy the album...that involves money though. I usually reserve that for, you know, like...food.

Lightning Bolt! Volcano!

Pathetic: Tyler Perry

Because no one has more of a right to complain about being associated with crude stereotypes than Tyler Perry, word comes in that he's suing creators of The Boondocks to put a cease order on their episode that paints him as an aggressive, flamboyant gay man. I can't possibly imagine where this idea would have come from....suggestions?

True Story: Twilight In A Sentence

Decisions decisions. Personally, Beastiality although, it's really oddly smooth....appeals more here.

Hopeful: Deathly Hallows Trailer

Ah, perhaps it shall be less of a great movie, but terrible adaptation that Half Blood Prince was. Perhaps it will be amazing, perhaps it shall smell of hippopotamus and cabbage. All of these are entirely logical.

Question #1: Who the gay hell is the big guy on the train tracks? Isn't there enough shit happening in the book to have no need to put random stuff in?

Question #2: When does Harry get tied up in the bell tower? I feel like I've stumbled into the gay bondage porn version. Voldemort doesn't have a nose but he makes up for it with 10"...only in Harry Potter and the Gaping Hollows.

Ah, Childhood Memories

Ah, Legos, I kind of remember those. I didn't play with them too much though, because I am a gay after all. I played a lot of Barbie, but I tried to build houses for her. That was problematic since we were so poor, like welfare Christmas poor, so I made fridges out of shoe boxes and broken brown crayons were steaks. You only think I'm kidding....

Where's My Squirrel Baby!?

Ah, the LOST hate has been ripping through our happy dorky community for a couple of months now, but I doubt I'll ever stop talking about it. Alas. This is pretty funny and reminds me of all the problems with a show that I had mostly come to grips with. Thanks Cisco, now those wounds are open.

Enjoy. for serious, it's pretty humorous. Don't mind me, over here, bleeding and crying and tasting both.

Also Handy: Star Wars Weather Analysis

Have you ever went on vacation and said "Damn, it's just like Kamino in this bitch, always raining"?

No? Well, regardless you don't actually know the weather until you know how Obi-Wan would have said it. So go here and learn how to properly talk about all that cloud coverage. Unless you're Beru....then you're dead.

One more thanks to The Emily, provider of all good.

Handy: The Island Map

It's kind of small, I hurt my eyes. Given that my glasses are in essence a couple of inches thick this could be problematic. It does, however, seem that all the Dharma stations could have easily been equipped with one of these bad boys to save them six seasons of running around.

Emily gave the ideas and the tips, I give her the credit.