British Boys Explore Walmart

That was the most amazingly succinct title ever.

So I don't have anything else to say really.

Skoppende doopity doooeee

I decided to practice my scat.

Not that kind. Pervert.

It's Just Pretty Ok?

I don't have time for you to judge me.

Homo Geekgasm?

Lady Gaga? check
Dorky people? check
Boys in costumes? check

Yes. It works.

You're Smiling Aren't You?

1. I totally have a crush on the mustachioed DQ guy.
2. I totally remember her, not from her Olympic glory...but from Rite Aid commercials.
3. I like piñatas.

That is all.

(Not As) Random Hot: Alex O'Loughlin

Since I've posted about him like 3467 times, it's not really random anymore. But he's pretty. And has an accent. My Christmas list has been made

It....Gets.....Betahhhhrrrr

We never knew about the Wizard Cancer Snape! We never knew! :sobs:

That Awkward Moment When...

Voldemort just feels like showing you how important you really are.

That's Asian Art!

Oh Tori Spelling. You and your homo hoarding reminds me of Noah and the Ark. It's your dedication to God that did it.

Speaking of Mario...

Here's the gay leather version. See, I can relate posts...with abs.

Racism is Indeed Bad

Nintendo and witty/slightly prejudiced people on Facebook have taught us a lesson. Zuckerberg be praised.

BlogWorld: Douches of Grindr

For you homos out there, you know how awful some of the jackasses on the app are. Here's a blog that just points it out a bit further. Check out all the douchebaggery hereish.

MEN's New Video Confuses Me

That pretty much sums it up. I do, however, adore the song. So enjoy.

Oh Tilda

The newest issue of W magazine has Tilda Swinton (aka Jesus with a vadge) flaunting all of her amazing weirdness and making Lady Gaga look like the elementary student she is.

Check out all the oddball goodness here.

Random Hot: Diego Boneta

Apparently he's on some show or another, to which I counter with "oh".

Jared Does This For Me Sometimes

It's very sweet.

We Are Doing Well

Just imagine how much better it will get soon! We won't need to waste letters for things like 'sober', we can just go sbr and I'm will sure as shit not have an apostrophe in it when we are done.

Soldiers Sing-Along With Britney

So it's not amazingly entertaining...but they're rather pretty

and it goes all full-blown porno at 1:25, and I appreciate. but I never told you that.

Shh.

Jesus Was A Kind Fellow

That's a dedication to a flock if I've ever seen one.

Must Have: Sloth

Seriously. I have to have a sloth hug. RIGHT NOW. Someone fly to, y'know, wherever these things are and get me a hug.

Now.

New Sherlock Holmes Posters

Eh, I mean, they work I suppose. I would just have hoped for something a bit more...interesting. Noomi Rapace is there though! That helps me cope. That and considering how Law still looks bangable with a child molester 'stache.

The Only Word I Saw

For a long time was whore. Well played eyes, well played.

Ignorance is Bliss

Oh Yes. They Did.

I want to meet the people behind this and touch their balls of steel. I do indeed.

FINALLY! The New Mix Click Click is Here

It's here! It's here! It's finally here! It's been done for almost 2 months now, and I'm FINALLY getting around to loading it up. The two of you interested will thank me!

It's here.

Christina Strikes Again

Oh, topical humor. I'm so on top of things....that happened in February.

Agreed. Gorramn Vegans.

I don't wanna be a hater, but think about it. Hispanic people aren't *quite* as important as bees, but they still deserve some kind of nominal "oh don't squish that spider it IS living" respect.

Unless you live here in Georgia or Arizona. Then, not so much apparently.

I'm On A Grid System

Because that's how life works you guys. Grids, circles and cloth tears.

How My Family Played

No, I'm just kidding. It wasn't like that.

We were too poor to afford a leaf blower.

Where Children Sleep

James Mollison created this stirring project on children's rights utilizing various children from around the world and the bedroom's they call their own. Some pretty heavy and gorgeous stuff.

This post is for you, Emily.

Check out the rest here

Alarm Clock

I did find myself fearing for the bird's life. Then I remembered I hate all things and carried on. (no, I don't hate Chris Evans, so that was a lie)

I'm gonna try this on my boyfriend just linger above the bed in my underwear ducking and going 'cuck coooo' over and over until he wakes up.

Just 'Cause: Acapella Matrix

In case you had ever watched The Matrix and said "I wonder what this would sound like with one guy making all the noise".

I had, and now my prayers/drunken musings have been answered.

Thank the lord/wine.

Chris Evans Does GQ

There really wasn't too much to say. Here's Chris Evans being all sexy and stuff in GQ.

So yeah. That happened.

Who Wants To See Me Do My Penguin?

Method Shapeshifting with Marshall Allman from Janina Gavankar

Aw, True Blood. You amuse me.

This video is slightly (yes) NSFW due to naked boys, pubes and humping.
God, that's the best sentence I've ever typed on here.

Pray They Aren't A Rapist

No, this is stupid cute. I want to go meet a hand on wall stranger now.

Music Dump Pt 2: Husky Rescue

So this is quite possibly my favorite new song in a few months. It feels so very mid 90's and it brings back waves of nostalgia for me. These consist mostly of Spice Girls posters and sneak masturbating to BSB videos. Ah, the life of a young homo.

On an unrelated note, I want this hedgehog outfit thing she works.

Music Dump Pt 1: Esben and the Witch

I know it's a few months old, but here's a delightfully bloody and bruised video for "Marching Song" from Esben and the Witch's debut album. You should grab it. It's good. Like 4th of July hot dog good.