Random Hot: Marlon Teixeria

It's a sexy Brazilian. I suppose that's enough said about that.

Giant Lesbian Lighthouse Boner

It's exactly as it sounds.

Oh MEN, your album pleases my face and my booty

Depressing: The Ruins of Detroit

French photographers Yves Marchand and Romain Meffre published a book back in December depicting the fall of an American city. Here are a few of the ultra depressing shots of what looks like a war zone but is really just the result of our unsustainable lifestyles. Check the rest here.

Remember Remember

So is the male bottom.

Europe According to the Vatican

This map is 100% accurate. Especially the handsome blonde boys. Mmm. boys.

Is Going To This Toilet.

Because it has the first chapter of the first Harry Potter novel written in it. Major win for Dumbledore. Unless of course the next stall has a later chapter of book six. Major win for Snape then.

Thanks to the ol' Geekologie.

John Connor Better Watch His Ass

Come with me if you want to ohahahahahahhaah Gary!

Dum dum bum da bum.
Dum dum bum da bum.

Yet Another 492834 Minute Lady Gaga Clip

Here we go. Lady Gaga's newest mini-epic for "Born This Way" was released this morning and it features a lot of...underwear. It also has Gaga as a form of god/mother of all which is an absolutely frightening prospect as there is only so much leotard to go around. Imagine the shortages.

I'll go write my thesis on why we need more purple spandex to support this.

He Does Not Want Your Dollar Anymore

She bounces back and forth between totally vapid and fascinatingly brilliant. I shall make a determination while frying some bologna.

Gorgeous Playing Cards Now More....Deadly

Felix Blommestijn (say that three times fast), I did and now I can never go back to Walmart, has designed this amazing partial deck of playing cards. Check out the full (well, what he has) collection here

Small People Please My Face

Jerry Niemi has a rather brilliant set of photographs featuring tiny little people working through our small objects. Here, a little girl has fallen down a cheesy manhole while texting. That's what I'm thinking anyway.

New gross out phrase of the day: Cheesy manhole.

Wise Words

...granted Mr. Allen isn't known for his *amazing* decisions per se. Mmm Asian daughters.

The Real Story Behind The Dinosaurs

From Bizarro comes this (highly accurate) depiction of Noah's bad ass weaponry decimating those stupid brontosaurs.

And that was the last time anyone got into a tizzy with the giraffes.

Amen.

Need: Heat Sensitive Wallpaper

 

All around cool guy or girl Shi Yuan has created a series of randomly awesome wallpapers with heat sensitive paint that react to...heat. I feel the need to paint my basement in flowers now. (and it gives me an excuse to).

New Cut Copy: Need You Now

::sings:: They're every athlete it's all in...them? ::stops singing and scratches balls::

Speaking of which. You can't have a slow motion running video and not expect every gay in the village to pay attention to anything else.

Kratos in Everything Else

Ever wonder what every other video game ever would have been like if it had a bit more God of War in it? Fear not. Here it is. Check out the link over here somewhere.

Random Hot: Paul Wagner

Yeah, he does ze porno films. I'm sure his mom is proud. I am.

I Fart Gay Ghosts

Delightful. Mine are bisexual. Does that make me more important than Cher? or not as interesting?

I feel self-conscious.

More Product Placement Than Telephone

= the new Britney Spears video.

When she gets punched in the face, it picks up a bit for me.

Happy Birthday to the Pretty!

Joseph Gordon Levitt is turning 30 today! To celebrate I'm going to masturbate to watch Mysterious Skin and Inception.

Good times.

Vintage Star Wars Travel Posters

Steve Thomas is a person. A person who does arty type things. A person who does arty type things that involve both retro stylization and Star Wars. A hero, in short.

Check out the rest of the neato burrito things of awesome nature here.

Effing Brilliant: Music Note Art

This is a pretty bad-ass piece done by some skilled person taking a sheet of music and integrating their artwork into the structure of the notes.

I've totally done that before. I just didn't brag about it like they did.

Check out the awesomeness here.

Born This (or That) Way (or Another)

I, personally, am confused as to what kind of message she's sending out here. I feel it's republican propaganda. With pandas.

Swear to Nayru

I'd do Ganondorf. But that's because I was 13 when I played Ocarina. *anything* could get me to masturbate.

What Do You See?

Ah, the life of a nerd. But seriously 2 Batmen making out. Totally on my to-do list now.

To the B to the R to the A to the V to the E

In honor of Aguilera's apparent flub at that cereal bowl where men jump around in tight pants and hit one another. Here's Maya Rudolph showing how it's *really* b-done.

Chipmunks in Slow-Motion

That's what's up.

Even More Ways To Be Guilty! Catholic App

Are you Catholic? Do you feel you don't feel guilty enough? Would you like another way for you to be reminded what a terrible naughty person you are? Do you feel Jesus doesn't understand how undeserving you are of his love?

There's an app for that.

Random Hot: John Kenney

Yepp, there he is. A randomly hot guy named John. Like a toilet. But less....gross.

Erotic Tug of War! MEN's "Off Our Backs"

I miss Le Tigre! So thankfully JD has decided to grace us with her uber-masculine self and her new band of awesome sauce MEN. Here's the lead single off the album (yes I'm finally just getting to this).

So yeah, first time I ever saw her I thought she was the cutest dorky guy. Alas!

Oh. I See.

(Click to embigen).

No more reading anything on streets for me. not even traffic signs.

Thanks to Ms. Cassandra.

Speaking of Hairless Cats

as I was a few posts ago.

I'd do that too, but I doubt it'd end up being appropriate for work. If I was lucky.

More Superbowl Ad(s): Star Wars + Car

This one is less homo-erotic, more awesome. I want a Volkswagen now. NOW.

I'll wait.

This Can Be Yours

for only a cool $500. Yes, dead squirrels no longer need to go to waste in your subdivision. Create your own delightfully morbid interesting taxidermy art just like Custom Creature Taxidermy Arts does. They're guaranteed to bother your innards. See, look I just helped sell your products. Check out their website here.

More Videos To Appease the Gays

They're half naked, even if some look like shaved cats. ::gives Cisco the eye:: happy?!