on a documentarian with a handlebar moustache.
That's just how it is ok.
Wednesday, April 27, 2011
Jessie J "Nobody's Perfect"
British Paul gave me the scoop on her forever ago, but for some reason she never really clicked until recently. This song pleases me, as does Alice in Wonderland, even if it has been done to literal death. ::literal death scene::
This is A Big Jellyfish
This is the Lion's Mane jellyfish. It is one of the oldest species on Earth, believed to have been around back when good old Theodore Rex was roaming around battling Mexicans.
Check them out, they're gorgeous/terrifying.
Quote of the Week
Who is this Liz Feldman person? I would look her up...but that would require effort. And I'm just amazed I actually got on to blog today, so let's not stress my abilities out ok?
I want bacon.
Thursday, April 21, 2011
Best Movie Tagline Ever.
Yeah, that sums it up. Because hills really had a bad rap before The Sound of Music, and actually since then too. They developed eyes...and zombies and shit.
Check out AdWeek's full list of the top 66 (because, that's the best top ___ number ever) here.
Wednesday, April 20, 2011
Perfectly Timed Photos Are Timed...Perfectly
Check out some more here.
Tuesday, April 19, 2011
Snowflakes, Like REALLY Close Up
This is the kind of thing that could make me wonder if there *was* a God. Not a republican telling me I'm going to hell for all my homo-sin.
Check out more amazing microscope photos here.
Penguin Tickles! (Updated)
:schoolgirl laughter:
Yes, my day is complete. Word.
Patricia Sund is a hooker and I had to replace the video
No Stops at The Art Institute Tomorrow
Straight to the fifth floor bitches. Granted, the wait for the elevator is just as long as the entire...walking up the stairs process.
That's not the point. the point is I'd arrive all fresh, clean and non-stoppy
Dorito-Taco-Taco Bell
A nacho-cheese taco from Dorito Bell. This shall apparently come to pass all across the country. Prepare for the pothead invasion.
via Geekologie
Monday, April 18, 2011
That's Right: Look at It
So my Twitter followers already know how much I
Chrome colored bubble type people.
Let that sink it.
Chrome. Bubble.
Someone inform this woman that she's officially useless now.
Wednesday, April 13, 2011
One of the Better Mash Ups Ever
It's dancy and fun...but without Spears singing. It's like....a dream come true on top of a unicorn carrying a nude Jake Gyllenhaal
Smartest Child Ever
See, one family is teaching them correctly. The others are voting for Donald Trump.
Congrats Gay British Celibates!
If you are a British gay man *and* you haven't had sex in ten years (which means, I suppose that you're only gay-ish that way), you can now give blood! So go save lives and butts.
Read more here.
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Art of SHADOWY DOOOM. Or Just Shadows
In the most not-like-me artform news of the day (my shadow puppet bunnies look something akin to this:)
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...on a good day...
Check out the shadowy goodness here.
here's some
Sunday, April 3, 2011
Peeing: A Helpful Guide
I used to be a number 2. Then I stopped giving a shit. ......
Note: Don't use scatological curses when talking about body waste. /note
Check out the full list of the sad state of guys taking a whiz here.
Sex is No Accident
Further proof that America blows, European MTV is still relevant and helpful. As far as sex being no accident. My past would argue with you. Loudly.
Now If I Had That Voice...
Then Florence and I could have been the same person. Except I don't have a vagina, or am I British, or well...
Ok, I'm gonna sit in my basement now.
Birthday Present: This Umbrella of Badassery.
Make it happen. If Jesus loved me, he would do it. But he doesn't. He tried to give me a poptart once and I declined. Took it personally. Rude.
Check out the awesome sauceness over here.
My New Favorite Commercial. Ever.
My God he was good. I don't even smoke but I was forced to have one after.
This Amused Me....In A Sad Way
They seem delightfully serious about it most of the time. That makes it slightly uncomfortable. Like a boner in seventh grade math class at the board. That *never* happened to me. So I can't relate.
I CAN'T RELATE.
Blog World: My High School Boyfriend Was Gay
For all of my exes those women out there who happened to date a homo back in high school fear not, there is a blog to support you in your...predicament/lack of judgment/desperation?
Enjoy all the gay goodness, just like Tina up there did. Click here.
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