Maybe I DON'T Want To Visit Japan

 

Oddity Central has posted some pictures of a rather bizarre event that takes place in Japan. (weird right? odd things don't happen in Japan) So two fat Japanese people get in a ring lined with fluorescent lights then said fat people start being the proverbial shit out of each other with said lights. Sounds fun? These crazies in the front row seem to think so. And Jesus, he approves. 

A Moment Of Reverence For This: My Hero

I defy you to name ONE  thing in the photograph that is not made from 100% pure awesome. You can't can you? That's because everything in here 100% pure awesome. From concentrate.

Just To Cheer You Up

I look just like this on Wednesdays at 3pm. No joke. Ok, joke.

A New Item Pouch Oooo!

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Zelda is a prostitute. The Ocarina of Time never existed. If Nintendo weren't so embroiled in this vast conspiracy to veil the Princesses misbehavior we would have a properly titled videogame, such as The Legend of Zelda Cavernous Vagina of Herpetic Doom.

Yeah, Herpetic is now a word and Aaron Bond made it up. Your move Webster.

What're You Gonna Do Batboy, Style My Hair?

Game Trailers - E3 2010 - Comedy

Ah, good ol' Attack of the Show. One of the one reasons I miss having cable. Peter Facinelli (Carlisle Cullen himself) is an awesomely understanding doctor. I'm an awesomely understanding underground lawyer of the damned. So ha.

So...These People Can Vote

I believe she can bring real change to the country with her...refreshingness and her, um, her realness and I really believe that Mayor McCheese is going to be the best vice president since Quayle.

Does this not terrify you?

There's Even More Gaga Than Once Thought

Lady Gaga and Lord Gaga:  Leaked Single - Key of Awesome #6
Uploaded by barelydigital. - Full seasons and entire episodes online.

In all actuality I'm Prince Gaga. They just keep me away because it's common knowledge Lady hates the gays. It's true. I read it on a postcard.

Neat: Record Cover Placed Art

Who knew Jim Morrison wore such cute little panties? Adorable.

Check out more of them here.

So Not Fair

and by "so not fair" I mean: "why don't I look like this, while I eat potato chips and have < 0 physical activity in my life." It just doesn't make sense right? 

On A Scale Of 1 To 10...

I'm apparently exactly a 7.81. So I think that's like hot enough to do porn but with the moral conundrums of guilt and lovehandles to not go through with it.

Anaface supposedly looks at the geometry of your face and tells you how pretty you are based on it. Good times. Now women don't have to worry just about makeup but the fact that their left earlobe is .45 cm shy of being symmetrical. Go and give yourself a complex here.

PS. Sorry about my mugshot.

She's Back: America's Best Christian

"I don't have furniture that's that new." but no seriously, I worked with a Mormon she carried bits of human heart around. True story, or it was a salad.

Johnny Depp Named Sexiest Man Alive: General Bleh Ensues

I may be the odd man out, but I don't particularly find him that attractive. He kind of looks like he could be Clay Aiken's mom if she forgot to pluck. 

Hugh Jackman Looks Good In Pants

That's really all there is to this. So...

I Kid You Not: Fresh Balls

Apparently, sweaty balls is a crisis that men have dealt with for generations. Well no more! Thanks to Fresh Balls (I want to find the marketing genius for that one) you can put lotion? on your balls to keep them dry? seems paradoxical to me, but whatever. I mean sure they get sweaty, but so do my knee pits. Do I need to put stuff down there too?

Check out the official site here.

Fascinating and Such: Fan Death's "Reunited"

They're possibly women, they're possibly British. They're definitely interesting. Give it a listen or four.

There's an Axl Rose look-a-like (but cute), how can you refuse? You can't